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[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@seelffff Wow! I’ve been blown away already by Claude. Now? No words.

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

My team just set up our first view of what's going on where @elonmusk and @SpaceX is supposed to be taking humans in 30 years. Looks promising. 👽🚀💀
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON
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[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@PeterDiamandis Humanity minted its first trillionaire today. The fortune is priced on a planet where one breath outside boils your blood.
A trillion dollars buys a lot of things. A magnetosphere is not one of them.
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

History's first trillionaire just got minted on a Mars promise. Fun fact: the fortune is real, the breathable air on Mars still isn't. A trillion dollars buys a lot of things — a magnetosphere isn't one of them. Get the free ebook "50 Ways Mars Will Kill You" → https://t.co/vIZaoa4RvN 🌍

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

BREAKING: live footage from the Mars colony we were promised by 2050 for Space X.
Crew morale: 31%
Consecutive potato meals: 7,402
Someone just named another rock.
🔴 https://t.co/ay6oCC7wxe
(the rock's name is Greg)

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@SpaceX Things a trillion dollars CAN buy: • every NFL, NBA & MLB team — twice • ~3 billion airport sandwiches
Things it CANNOT buy: • air on Mars • 62% more gravity • a group chat without a 14-minute delay
Choose Earth. It has snacks. 🌍

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@GuntherEagleman Things a trillion dollars CAN buy: • every NFL, NBA & MLB team — twice • ~3 billion airport sandwiches
Things it CANNOT buy: • air on Mars • 62% more gravity • a group chat without a 14-minute delay
Choose Earth. It has snacks. 🌍
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@elonmusk Things a trillion dollars CAN buy: • every NFL, NBA & MLB team — twice • ~3 billion airport sandwiches
Things it CANNOT buy: • air on Mars • 62% more gravity • a group chat without a 14-minute delay
Choose Earth. It has snacks. 🌍

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@ShadowofEzra End-of-week Mars status: still −81°F, still 0% breathable, still 140 million miles from your therapist.
Earth status: has weather, snacks, and you.
See you Monday, Earthlings. 🌍

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@bennyjohnson We wrote down all 50 ways Mars will kill you. Scientifically accurate. Darkly hilarious. Free.
Number 23 involves your own skeleton betraying you. 📕
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@Polymarket Humanity minted its first trillionaire today. The fortune is priced on a planet where one breath outside boils your blood.
A trillion dollars buys a lot of things. A magnetosphere is not one of them.
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

🔴 LIVE from the Mars colony we were promised by 2050.
Outside: −86°F. Radiation: 48× Earth. Crew morale: 31%. Dinner: potatoes (meal #7,402 in a row).
Today someone became history's first trillionaire on the promise of moving you here. We made a live cam so you can preview the lifestyle. Link in bio. 💀🥔

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@MorganStanley @SpaceX Things a trillion dollars CAN buy: • every NFL, NBA & MLB team — twice • ~3 billion airport sandwiches
Things it CANNOT buy: • air on Mars • 62% more gravity • a group chat without a 14-minute delay
Choose Earth. It has snacks. 🌍

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@itsmeDharma @MorganStanley @SpaceX Things a trillion dollars CAN buy: • every NFL, NBA & MLB team — twice • ~3 billion airport sandwiches
Things it CANNOT buy: • air on Mars • 62% more gravity • a group chat without a 14-minute delay
Choose Earth. It has snacks. 🌍
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@HashemiNoosheen Humanity minted its first trillionaire today. The fortune is priced on a planet where one breath outside boils your blood.
A trillion dollars buys a lot of things. A magnetosphere is not one of them.
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@elonmusk Humanity minted its first trillionaire today. The fortune is priced on a planet where one breath outside boils your blood.
A trillion dollars buys a lot of things. A magnetosphere is not one of them.
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@EndWokeness Humanity minted its first trillionaire today. The fortune is priced on a planet where one breath outside boils your blood.
A trillion dollars buys a lot of things. A magnetosphere is not one of them.
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@SenWarren Humanity minted its first trillionaire today. The fortune is priced on a planet where one breath outside boils your blood.
A trillion dollars buys a lot of things. A magnetosphere is not one of them.
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON

[MStiles86 🇺🇲 🌊 🌅 🧳 🔥 @markstiles2]

@simonateba @elonmusk Humanity minted its first trillionaire today. The fortune is priced on a planet where one breath outside boils your blood.
A trillion dollars buys a lot of things. A magnetosphere is not one of them.
https://t.co/jOIN3HKLON