Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️

fun must be always #VegasBorn #RingTheBell #Seahawks #LakeShow #OskeeWeeWee #VWFC

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

me talking about the Golden Knights

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

meanwhile in hockey, actual cheating (pick your definition) is pretty much allowed but God help you if you skip postgame pressers or are the Ottawa Senators in general

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

For context: Major League Baseball stripped the Houston Astros of their first- and second-round picks in 2020 and 2021 as part of the penalty for the team's sign-stealing scheme during its World Series-winning 2017 season.

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

Not to be dramatic but I am going to unalive myself

[Vancouver Whitecaps FC @WhitecapsFC]

Midfielder Liam Mackenzie has been loaned to Canadian Premier League side Halifax Wanderers FC through the remainder of the 2026 season.

Good luck Liam! 💪
📰 | https://t.co/f6ZZ971Wys

#VWFC

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

FINALLY, I WAS ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT

[Vancouver Whitecaps FC @WhitecapsFC]

CAPTAIN O CAPTAIN SAVES THE DAY 🫡👊

Ryan Gauld finds our equalizer 🔥

#VANvMTL | #VAN 1 - 1 #MTL

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Better he screams that one and not the other one again

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

there are so many good answers in this one I can’t choose a favorite

[Vancouver Whitecaps FC @WhitecapsFC]

Seeing if our guys could handle these Canadian animals 🐻🫎🇨🇦

#Questionoftheday | @BMO

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

I’ve waited very patiently, I promise. Haven’t been climbing the walls at all. Nope. Not me

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

PSA: Golden Knights hockey is back this month 😉

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

this is how I find out they have BMO in the States

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

All about the work.

The Lakers are proud to partner with @BMO_US.

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

Kurtis Gabriel you are forever a legend in my eyes

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Kurtis Gabriel RIPPED former Sharks teammate Evander Kane while discussing their time together in San Jose 😳

Kane responded with a message of his own, promising “facts, receipts, and the actual truth” when he eventually shares his side 👀🍿

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

okay yes admittedly he’s made of glass (or perhaps has a witch’s curse) but if he wasn’t, he’s honestly for real so seriously a 1A/1B situation with Celebrini I SAID WHAT I SAID

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

easily a top 10 player but what do I know I’m just some guy with correct opinions

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

Heading out to the Windy City for the next spot on NHL Network's Top 50 Players Right Now list!

Connor Bedard (@NHLBlackhawks) is #️⃣4️⃣4️⃣!

📺: #NHLTopPlayers on NHL Network

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

NEVADA CAN’T BE STOPPED. the kids are gonna love their trip to the Fortress

[Little League @LittleLeague]

Mountain is your 2026 Little League Baseball World Series National Champion! 🥳 #LLWS

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

best news ever

[Vancouver Whitecaps FC @WhitecapsFC]

𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 & 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 ✍️💙

We have extended defender Tate Johnson through the 2029-30 MLS season 🔥

📰 | https://t.co/yaTT6h6ano

#VWFC

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

classless move, fuckin bum

(y'know, talking about hockey like my drugged out uncle is way more fun than being rational, I'm gonna keep this up)

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

if he had respect for his org he’d take a hometown discount. let’s wait and see

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Cale Makar and the Avs are closing in on an extension per @FriedgeHNIC 👀

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

let it happen

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

In a statement just released from his agent @RayPetkau, Connor Hellebuyck has requested a trade from the Jets 😱

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

NEVADA IS UNSTOPPABLE

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

PASEO VERDE IS HEADIN' TO THE U.S. 'SHIP ON SATURDAY!!!!!! 👊⚾️

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

the power kill was a thing of beauty

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

I think we’re all still in agreement that it’s Wild Bill through the legs season one

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

What is the most iconic goal in your NHL team’s history?

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

you’re all sleeping on Connor Bedard. mark my words

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

Introducing NHL Network's Top 20 Centers Right Now!

What do you think of the list? #NHLTopPlayers

[Mark Stone’s Massive Knob ⚔️ @MarkStoneCelly]

I love Macklin as much as the next guy but THAT IS A CHILD

[Sheng Peng @Sheng_Peng]

Celebrini "All But Certain" To Be Named Sharks Captain https://t.co/ghwcrhZ5Db