Mark the Chicken

Hi, my name is Mark. I just moved out to Royal Oak not too long ago for work, so I'm pretty new to the area. Always looking for fun stuff to do!

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

Why do people stare at me? It's the giblits, isn't it? I take after my father. http://tiny.ly/0ClG

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

Wait until you see my YouTube channel! I usually find it through my site, www.MarkTheChicken.com

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Mark wonders what you think he'll do next. Any ideas?

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Have you seen this man? No, no. Not the chicken. The man! I owe him. Grrr... http://tiny.ly/xbNw

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

NEVER surprise a chicken? http://tiny.ly/ojYP

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

Why do people stare at me? It's the giblits, isn't it? I take after my father. http://tiny.ly/0ClG

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

I like Facebook. I do. But have you ever tried typing and balancing on the other foot? http://tiny.ly/BqG9

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I swear, people who throw things on the ground ruffles my feathers! http://tiny.ly/OC0E

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I swear I'm not a garbage picker! Something was alive in there! http://tiny.ly/lvOA

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This is what I do to ugly human males (so where are the Royal Oak chicks?)! http://tiny.ly/bKNc

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Honestly, I was just scoping out a place to store ugly humans! http://tiny.ly/8Shi

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It's sad. Some of my best friends are stool pigeons. Be my friend, too? http://tiny.ly/9vLc

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I'll watch a chick litter. I'm totally into that. But an ugly human male? Oh, heck no! http://tiny.ly/lTf8

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OMG! It's www.MarkTheChicken.com! I'm so subtle...

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Humans are such easy prey! I took a cue from that movie tagline! http://tiny.ly/NM6R

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Today, Royal Oak. Tomorrow, the world! I am Mark. I am a chicken. http://tiny.ly/t5fx

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

I swear I'm not a garbage picker! Something was alive in there! http://tiny.ly/lvOA

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@jennifer_baum Grand Rapids. =)

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

Why do people stare at me? It's the giblits, isn't it? I take after my father. http://tiny.ly/0ClG

[Mark the Chicken @markthechicken]

NEVER surprise a chicken? http://tiny.ly/ojYP