Mark Pratt

Singer Songwriter / Bit of a dick

#JohnsonOut

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@XemptOne @fesshole That's not in the song

[David Aaronovitch @DAaronovitch]

Barely a month ago this man was imprisoned for the violent rape of a Sikh woman believing that she was a Muslim. No Douglas Murray articles in the Spectator, no Baroness Fox speech in the Lords. No riots. Two tier? Too right https://t.co/8wABWe3bww

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@XemptOne @fesshole Yeah but don't forget there are 10 million bicycles in Beijing

[Tim Jones @Timothy37619215]

I’m part of alarm clock Britain . I get up at 6 including today . Worked 3 hours got £200 but I’d rather cut my nuts off with a spoon than vote reform . They voted against workers rights Labour brought in . Don’t be a turkey and vote against yourself .

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@HiddenHistoryYT Is that Hood or Bismarck in the video please?

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/0VUm9Spo32

[Britton Taylor @brittontaylor]

IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@Parody_PM Snivelling, pathetic runt

[The Daily Britain @dailybritainonx]

Do you think they should?

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@GreatWhite85 @Mikemik69341471 @latestinspace Go and get a personality and get on with your life

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@GreatWhite85 @latestinspace How moronic

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

#BREAKING 🚨: Today, humanity is returning to the Moon

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/AYF5QLsLFc

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@trendylefty @I_amMukhtar You saw how the film ended

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Someone cooked Matt Goodwin when he lost 🤣 🤣

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 MAJOR BOMBSHELL: Ted Lieu says the full, unreleased Epstein files show Donald Trump R*PING children.

That’s what’s being hidden.
That’s why the files stay sealed.
That’s why there are no arrests.

Release everything. Let the truth come out. Or RESIGN!

[Mark Pratt @markthepratt]

@elonmusk @MarioNawfal That's no way to speak about your friends

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

The media are gunning for Mandelson (rightfully) but Today's question is -
Why are MSM protecting Nigel Farage who is mentioned FORTY 43 times and counting

£895,000 house paid for cash.
Nathan Gill
Russian bribes
32 former pupils say he's a racist bully
Epstein Files 43 mentions
Uk Church warden via khazakstan donor of £200k

Farage remains untouchable. Why?