Maak

Philly Twitter enjoyer. Books, music, typewriters, the Phillies, Nature. Diarist. Known Selectric user.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

Hell is other people.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

Orville Peck is a Mets fan…😔

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

@1dani__ How is this different from someone who is retired?

[Lunar Surfer @TheLunarSurfer]

Philly seeing LeBron coming to the 76ers

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I want to be the first to congratulate the reporter(s) who are feverishly gathering intel on Mitch McConnell's status right now that will be published in a bestselling tell-all book in about a year.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

@Acyn When the senate works as intended, no senator worth their salt would ever care what the president says or thinks. Its power is enormous.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

@infoorvillepeck Lost his pants too.

[stale cooper @stalecooper]

I always thought studying literature was something worth doing for its own sake and despite the economic downsides; I did not realize I would be on the front lines of fighting against the state and capital's active attempts to turn everyone into an illiterate and incurious idiot.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

It's gonna be the Dodgers in 4.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

FINAL: Dodgers 9, Phillies 5

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

I don't understand the internet anymore and I no longer want it in my life.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

The MFA program to publishing house pipeline has given us so many novels about grad students by grad students. So relatable. So universal.

Jesus, just keep a diary...

[Covie @covie_93]

.....unless you are an ICE agent.

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

In the X-Files season 5 writers room: "Ok do we wanna do the funeral for Scully's newly discovered daughter before or after the Cher Frankenstein extravaganza? Before? After? I'm thinking maybe after?"

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

@RaminNasibov Morosely.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

I am morally opposed to Netflick.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

@Jorleo1113 Yeah, I think I've read that as well. It's almost like soap opera dialogue. "You've lost a father and I've lost a husband!" which is helpful, I suppose, if people are actually looking at their phones.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

It's unreal how expository movie and TV dialogue has become. Artless stuff.

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

@bayraktar_1love to be fair, they were civilians 24 hours ago

[Maak @marktmcgrath]

No sneakers with suits.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

President Bush makes his first visit to New York City as President.

He visits Ellis Island with Senator Hillary Clinton, meets with the FDNY, and has a photo op with the World Trade Center.

[David Hering @hering_david]

It would be funny if this turned out to be Thomas Pynchon