M A R K U S 🦈

#PARODYTWT | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴍᴀʀᴋ ᴠᴀʀɪᴀɴᴛ | “ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛʟʏ ꜰɪɴᴇ. ᴡʜʏ?” | ₛₕₐᵣₖₛ ₐᵣₑ ₘy ₛₚₑcᵢₐₗₜy ^_^.

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

“ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴍ. ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ-“

#PARODAYTWT

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

im different then. normal but different.

i love sharks...alot.

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

Oh cmon, that’s a little silly. Everyone can be scared! Everyone has their own fears, even if they don’t wanna admit it..!

Oooh, I get it! Because you’re shark themed! Your costume reminds me of a shark! That’s pretty cute! If you don’t think about sharks eating fish 😅

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

im not afraid. never was or will be afraid. i dont get scared. i don't.

im a shark, my rex is a fish. im waiting for my chance to strike.

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

Hey I totally get it! Just comparing your situation to my own haha! I mean I was scared but you seem pretty composed to be afraid.

But yeah, waiting for the right moment is better than just jumping the gun. Take it from me, I assumed too quickly and made things awkward..

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

@stupidtitlecard i said someday. i have some more pieces to add to it.

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

i like sharks. i like sharks alot.

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

@stupidtitlecard such a shame..i can show you my shark collection someday.

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

im not scared to talk to him. what makes you think that. i am perfectly fine to talk to him. got it.

you were saying about talking to him, im just waiting for the time.

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

Oooh, an observer huh? I can relate to that! Before I met Rex I was a bit of an admirer for him, just watching him from afar. I was way too scared to talk to him.

But you should totally talk to him! I’m sure your Rex is just as sweet as mine. He’d probably like the initiative!

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

@stupidtitlecard someone understands sharks as much as me...im taking college classes but they don't interest me unlike marine biology and the human anatomy..!

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

@stupidtitlecard you like sharks too...

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

@stupidtitlecard i prefer sawsharks but lemon sharks are fine to me.

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

Mom is nicer. she doesn't have to worry about anything.

I like to look at my rex. it's better real close than afar.

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

Yeah, mom is pretty cool. I mean I know she means well, Dad’s just the cool parent. He gets me anything I want no questions asked.

I’m uh..pretty sane? But maybe your Eve’s just exaggerating. You seem pretty harmless to me. Like you should see your Rex!

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

I am very lucky to have mom around. She isn't like dad.

I am sane. what about you?

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

Awh! Lucky! My mom never gets me anything, she says that I should get a job and stop depending on her! But maybe I could ask dad, he gets me anything I want 🤔

Also, your eve thinks you’re crazy? You seem pretty sane to me! Maybe she’s just jealous? My rex says so about our Eve

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

mom always buys them for me. i like that about her. she gets me whatever i want.

rex...i like my rex. too bad eve doesn't let me around him. she thinks im crazy.

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

Oooh I loved those as a kid, I should really eat those gummies again!

And yeah! I have a Rex, we’re like the bestest of friends! What about your Rex?

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

i don't eat ice cream much. i prefer gummy sharks as they are more appealing to me. eating the predator in a food chain. you have your own rex?

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

I tend to binge eat a bunch of ice cream when I’m sad, and that’s usually whenever Rex cancels on me.

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

it's not that. just funny again inside...why do you eat so much ice cream?

[ᯓ★ TT! Invincible @invincible_TT]

Did you eat too much ice cream? I get bad stomach aches after eating a tub of ice cream..

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

this body feels funny again..

[billysstupidhere🦴 @maggottendencie]

good god..he's here.....#invinciblevariant (PLEASE FOLLOW I CANT WAIT TO START!)

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

....i think they are fine.

[Rocky(COMMS OPEN) @Rockin_Rocky_]

Yo Markus, how you feel about orcas and/or seals?

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

🦈 ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ɪɴꜰᴏ:

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀᴜ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʀᴋ ᴠᴀʀɪᴀɴᴛ ɪꜱ ᴏᴅᴅ. ᴄᴏʟᴅ, ᴜɴʜɪɴɢᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ. ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ.

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

“ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴍ. ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ-“

#PARODAYTWT

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

((ᴘꜰᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙʏ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴꜱ ʙꜰ! ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴀʀᴛ ꜱᴏᴏɴ.))

[M A R K U S 🦈 @markusbites]

ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀᴜ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʀᴋ ᴠᴀʀɪᴀɴᴛ ɪꜱ ᴏᴅᴅ. ᴄᴏʟᴅ, ᴜɴʜɪɴɢᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ. ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ.