Mark Alstott

Son/Husband/Brother/Father/Foodie/Apple Geek/Cracker, Umphrey's & WSMFP fan/Craft Brew Enthusiast/Bass in Hey Annie/Photographer/Bike Owner/Happy & Thankful

[David C Lowery @davidclowery]

There was a clique of musicians in Santa Cruz that didn't like us, and as an insult they often called us Vampire Can Mating Oven. So we named our EP that.

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Scammers suck!

If you’re bored, call “Allison” at this fake Apple Support line and entertain her and her colleagues for awhile.

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[kieran @imkierantiu]

Everyone on their way to X/Twitter when Facebook, Messenger, and Instagram are down #facebookdown

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

♫Ballad Of A Southern Man by Whiskey Myers, from #SoundHound https://t.co/nmBM8kgpUE

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

I don’t always get a Hash Brown with my Egg McMuffin…but when I do, I love that it was extra well done. #ifasmrwasapicture #letseat #day10 #365project #2023project @ Edwardsburg, Michigan https://t.co/xzeSAS1zmF

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

It’s as easy as 1-2-3. Thanks to @simplemans_bbq for the inspiration! #cornedbeefandcabbage #letseat #dayeight #365project #2023project @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/i9wVKh1ixq

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

♫More Human Than Human by White Zombie, from #SoundHound with LiveLyrics® https://t.co/iBjBSGUMe9

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

I’m still not sure exactly what she is telling me, but I’ll always take the time to listen to her every word. #thisis19months #letschat #2022project @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/YfZbTsAy0K

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Friends since 1976, and last Friday night, I laughed harder than I had in years - it was wonderful to spend time with these guys, again! #rightwhereweleftoff #greatfriends #letslaugh #2022project @ South Bend, Indiana https://t.co/Tj6cayaa58

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

I’m confident that there is a message here, but I’m just emotionally groggy enough that I’m having trouble deciphering it. #healbendpostdig? #letsrust #2022project @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/EuMqjhTlQT

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Just posted a photo @ New Salem State Park Petersburg Il https://t.co/nVNEsfR9ym

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Just posted a photo @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/qW6TKDXgDH

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Just posted a photo @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/BPlh63oS7Z

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Just posted a photo @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/fpXT2ox4Oj

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Just posted a photo @ Elkhart, Indiana https://t.co/iGu6Jk2iAD

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Just posted a photo @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/GJ3B1JcQ4Q

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Just posted a photo @ Webster Groves, Missouri https://t.co/3OspioyS7k

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

#Thor is my copilot. @mcdonalds.usa #bringmethanos #happymeal #happymealtoys #bringthethunder #letsplay #2022project @ Buchanan, Michigan https://t.co/Xg6axAdZx8

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

Made dinner over the @solostove - #redpotatoesandonions in my @lodgecastiron skillet and flame-thrower #ribeyesteaks #spg #letseat #2022project @ Niles, Michigan https://t.co/PNiGS3vsYX

[Mark Alstott @markusss427]

♫We're Going to Be Friends by @whitestripes, from #SoundHound with LiveLyrics® https://t.co/zqpxiBngxU