LilMarkoVEVO

09/18/15 💕

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@IanShelton1997 She was loved by everyone around her, and loved everyone around her five times over. She was a loving soul and will be missed.

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Angel (feat. Toe)

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I've always got a violin nearby 'cause you know I always keep that MF twang on me.

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While Forrest Gump was becoming a gazillionaire, Jenny was out there snorting cocaine. #WasteYourTime1972

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@writersabyss You're welcome for my sacrifice. I'll have to live forever with this broken heart.

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Reinstalled Twitter to let y'all know that my girl thinks I peed in my cat's litterbox.

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@IanShelton1997 Congrats, guy. You deserve it.

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@StopManFoJ Thanks for the update.

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Some times it feels like I poop so much that I should be much skinnier than I am.

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Why call an exterminator when you can just eat all of your bedbugs?

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My wedding will include no kissing, only T-posing.

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@FarboadR @ChickfilA Farboadistan Rahmatipouran, you need to get your act together, mister.

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@FarboadR Why would anyone need to keep the fact that you like @ChickfilA service private?

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@FarboadR You applying at a restaurant?

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@FarboadR Why can't I retweet this, scrub?

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Where all my gamer boys at?

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@FarboadR Go off, sis'!

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@Sari_Gman Sorry to hear about your grandma. I'm glad y'all found her. 😊

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A single string of spaghetti is called a spaghetto.

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No, YOU'RE breathtaking!