Mkuz

chairman of the Itty bitty titty committee (he/him/his)

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

when i put two cups in the microwave at the same time:

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The Romans would have seen this and immediately gone insane

[FrenchGuy 🐶🎧 @FrenchGars]

La promotion de Confessions II va trop loin

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

It was using her she was simply the vessel

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tinky winky and the teletubbies dance with the crowd to britney spears toxic at canva’s pride party during cannes lions

[james and the giant onion @onionmoder]

feeling like the chopped bird baby

[newbodyYeelar @_yeelar]

gay fathers with their straight chop son

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[bri @floptrina5000]

realising ive taken it too far at the pregame

[samuel🗣️ @pinkpslawyer]

PinkPantheress is set to replace Khia Starmer as Prime Minister. She steps into office this Monday 😊

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Hillary Clinton laughing so hard the mic picked it up when Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize came up was the petty we all needed today.

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[andie ⋆˚࿔ @roseoftarth]

look who’s at the pride parade

[zade @tyl0saur]

this yearly classic

[izzy #teamdarlene @iizzydead]

#backrooms

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

Tell you what it must have been class if Peter Murrell got your name in the SNP secret Santa

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

The resident of Pompeii who was consuming it at the time.