Dr Watney

someone get me out of here. seriously. i need help (admin is 18! @everydaiisy)

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

That Dr. Grace might have been on to something. I HATE water. Why do we need it to survive

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@rockytheridian //what in the WORLD

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

Don’t even ask what happened. It’s a sore subject right now

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Explosion

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

I’m running into problems with my gear left and right. Sorry if there’s a lack of updates. Doing a big job on one of the rovers tomorrow, seeing if i can get some more storage on it. Will update… I’m still alive and kicking though! You can’t beat me, Mars!

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

This is Bad

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@RGlovesspace @SolsSunLight //LMAO I HAD TO 😭😭😭😭

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@RGlovesspace @SolsSunLight I think I’ve seen this film before

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@RileyOrmath That might be the stupidest idea ever. It might also work. Dang it. NASA would be crying and hiding under their paperwork if they ever found out.

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

I’m running into problems with my gear left and right. Sorry if there’s a lack of updates. Doing a big job on one of the rovers tomorrow, seeing if i can get some more storage on it. Will update… I’m still alive and kicking though! You can’t beat me, Mars!

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@RileyOrmath @Lars__0 Don’t remind me 🫩🫩

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@RileyOrmath @Lars__0 Yep. Thing has literally saved my life. If it can glue space suit, it can probably glue a tire together too

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@the_hailmary @flydeltajets_ How have I managed to piss someone off with the closest human to me being 140 million miles away

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@flydeltajets_ Thank you, and yeah, giving my respects to that guy. how the hell did he even get out that far??

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

Well! That’s… forward. Hello there

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@flydeltajets_ Something something something living on Mars, maybe growing something here in the future (which I’ve already done now), regular NASA bullshit. Oh, and collecting rocks, can’t forget that. I definitely wasn’t supposed to be here this long…

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

@RileyOrmath I mean… go ahead? I have six of them, you’ve got options

[Dr Watney @markwatney_]

Is this the Ryland Grace I was told about? Looks like he’s going through it…

[Ryland Grace @DrRyland_Grace]

There’s a vomit cone trying to vomit in me, everyone wants me dead, and my glasses keep falling off oh my god I live in hell