Mark West Writer

Keeping an Eye on the Circus...

[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

They say the Camino provides. On this day it was a fubar knee and a bad attitude. https://t.co/dMoVpnL3lW

[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

The good news is we're all in this together. The bad news is we're all in this together. #markwestwriter

[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

Wisdom is realizing that every argument on Twitter can continue perfectly well without you. #markwestwriter

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The older I get, the less interested I am in being right and the more interested I am in sleeping through the night. #markwestwriter

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Is the swamp clean yet? Just checking...

[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

Writing tweets is like life. Often, it sucks.
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I’ve heard the streets of heaven are paved in gold. I think the gutters of earth are knee deep in iron pyrite

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[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

Love yourself. Others should respond accordingly. Unless they’re a real asshat.

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If you keep using only your lizard brain, do you start eating flies?
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Why don’t we all just buy guns, shoot each other, and get it over with? #markwestwriter.com
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Wondering if the cosmic dance is a waltz, or maybe the Macarena? LMK…
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The wind is my breath, the river my blood. If I could just figure out what my gall bladder is for…
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[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

If you never stumble down the road drunk you may miss the chance to throw up on a rainbow farting unicorn.

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[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

I believe in science, but why is it that things like hope, faith, and the human spirit have stood the test of time better than the earth being flat or the planets and sun revolving around the earth?
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[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

We lost our faith when Kennedy died. We lost our hope when Wall Street collapsed. The only question left is if Amazon can figure out how to deliver us something before we order it.
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[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

Sometimes it seems acceptance of wisdom is hard. Today, it seems that acceptance of stupidity is easy.
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Does anyone know another word for Thesaurus?

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I’ve been to the mountaintop, looked over, and seen the promised land. Unfortunately, it looks a lot like Cleveland.
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"You can’t look at a rubber chicken and not smile." -Shecky Greene
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[Mark West Writer @markwestwriter]

The current state of affairs teaches us to keep the bar low. Don't put hamburger on the grille and expect to be eating a steak.
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