righteous, reckless, twitchy little man

number one hoffstrahm ethusiast

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

It must be nice to be a right winger, u just get to believe whatever u want regardless of what the facts say.

[may ʚɞ 𐙚⋆.˚ @_lastday0nearth]

you’re laughing. ozzy osbourne just got resurrected as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re fucking laughing.

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

make sure you guys read 10-20 pages from a book a day unless you want to end up like these people

[payton ₊˚✧ @nerdymattyhealy]

bought 1975 vinyl today and the cashier said “if the vinyl sounds bad don’t return it because that’s just his voice”

[Moose 🧩 ####Sawmania @MARKHOFFM4N]

MEN, which do you prefer?

The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman,

OR

The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted woman?

[crow 🪲 comms open! @whosscrowley]

this is adam

[lee🍒 @leecorestore]

Leigh Whannell coming back to the Saw franchise would be like my version of the Second Coming of Christ

[lara ⚢ iwtv spoilers @silqco]

girlhood is a spectrum

[Moose 🧩 ####Sawmania @MARKHOFFM4N]

Horror movie civil war
#TeamSaw sorry

[righteous, reckless, twitchy little man @markwhoreffman]

horror twt what is your comfort movie and why is it a low budget franchise full of queercoded mfs getting slaughtered

[leigh ! @incited_chaos]

i lied. i don't actually like sex. put your clothes back on. i’m going to recite the entirety of the saw (2004) script to you.

[righteous, reckless, twitchy little man @markwhoreffman]

year ago rn i was on here thirsting for saw dilfs tf happened since then:(

[righteous, reckless, twitchy little man @markwhoreffman]

another summer saw twitter resurrection when

[righteous, reckless, twitchy little man @markwhoreffman]

? morgan did that

[moved (bio) @MVRlCKS]

we need to revive sawtwt so bad

[righteous, reckless, twitchy little man @markwhoreffman]

why is he standing like that