Mark Wickham

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[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@SouthWestTrns coming into Waterloo at 17:20 from Southampton. Huge congrats to Sam the train conductor. Big smile, very helpful, little jokes on the tannoy. 5 star work!

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@GiganetUK Hi guys. Any idea when you will up and running in #fawley? Want to join up but still waiting for the area to made live.

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

New game. When listening to music while cleaning (or any activity I suppose) with headphones in, try farting to the beat. Not as easy as it seems and you can’t hear if you did it, you just know it felt right.

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@RoyalCaribbean oh yes you will #anthemoftheseas I am on my way!!!

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@EnergyEmpower thanks to Tristan and Shelly for helping me on my solar journey. Tristan is professional, helpful, independent with his assessment of what I needed and constantly available for my questions. Shelly has been so quick I feel like the only customer she has! 5* service

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Sex is good but have you tried carbohydrates?

[Sonia Baschez @SoniaBaschez]

Here’s to politicians using TikTok properly lmao

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@HollisterCo Please do. I am not the kind of guy who shops in Hollister but she made me feel welcome and helped me pick stuff out. Rather than just walking out, she really helped me (and the wife thinks I look younger in my new gear👍).

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@HollisterCo your staff (especially Roaa) we’re brilliant in your Southampton store today. People like that make you want to keep going back (and then spend even more). Just wanted to let you know.

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@SouthamptonCC Asda car park, not working, railway car park, not working, car park behind mayflower, not registered on shell app so cannot charge without a card.

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@SouthamptonCC what a frustrating EV charging system you have! In 4 car parks I have tried today they either don’t work, not available on the apps or need a charge card!?!? I think these were picked by someone who had a great budget but zero idea what they were doing!

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

I put a “Saved by the bell” gif in a work Teams chat. No one knew the show. Now I’m sad.

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

When I pour too much milk on my cereal, I am always disappointed with myself

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@paulandcarole @VirginVoyages Yep. My wife is treating me. On our way in a bit. Simply cannot wait. 🥳👍

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

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[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

@_ClaireRichards just watching pointless. FYI, your husband is a proper quality bloke and my wife and I agree you are funny together

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

Wish I had not made that bet with Jesus that he couldn’t make it hotter than yesterday 👎

[Mark Wickham @markwickham_uk]

I’ve realised that now I’m old, I’m too cheap to buy good underwear.