mark winnie

It's always funny until someone gets hurt - and then it's just hilarious.

[mark winnie @markwinnie]

@Stiff_FC My point was wouldn’t you be the same? And this “cheat” thing is doing my head in could you be more specific and name one of these 114 charges please like I know you can not without googling? (Clue - it isn’t “cheating” and “financial stuff” is also not accepted)

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@Stiff_FC Ok - because you have spent your entire life supporting this team before there was any suggestion of cheating. You watched your team get relegated twice and then come right back to the top. You were there for Aguero’s goal you were there in Istanbul. Wouldnt you be the same?

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@CrispsOfBritain Haha sorry mate I was in a weird mood last night and yes I hold my hands up it was total pedantry. Don’t know what I was thinking picking fault with one of the few remaining wholesome accounts on here. I apologise unconditionally.

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@alissabranham @DEADLINE I would be the same but apparently the movie opens with a scene where the director David Ayer assures the audience the dog does not die. Doesnt say anything about Brad Pitt though….

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@City_Xtra I’m no pundit but I actually think that IS hard to beat Man United at Old Trafford with ten men.

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@mnljh711986 @TheExtremeMusi1 “The Gorillaz” 😂

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@chipsandgravy89 Hey congratulations on being like the billionth person to spot this plot hole.
Only twenty two years after the movie came out as well that’s some Sherlock Holmes level shit.

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@OasisPodcast I don’t think this is supposed to be some super subtle impenetrable puzzle mate.

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@PodCatflappo @midgeure1 Yes come on Mr Urghh we’d all love to hear about when you worked with Rik and Ade (and also about when you wrote Roxanne and Andrew Ridgely would never have to know!)

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@Revolvermag @Doctor_Fill Surprised - and thrilled - to see Goodbye Sober Day #1. Bungle fans going pure Bungle love it! My list would be
5. Travolta
4. Carry stress
3. Retrovertigo
2. Goodbye sober day
1. Merry go bye bye
With a special mention to Carousel that didn’t quite make the cut.

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@perfectskndknee @belbanger6 I was the same - couldn’t wait to get my hands on the thing. I remember examining the CD as my mum drove me back from the shop and reading the lyrics to The Girls of Porn and Squeeze Me Macaroni thinking “what the hell will this sound like”?
Nothing could have prepared me.

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@oxmanhk @bydavidilie Yeah it was invented in 1888 by Louis Le Prince. Obviously not called a “video camera” at the time but the moving pictures principle remains the same.

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@hungrycumsock @bbillyshears @contraband2004 Thanks for that watched both clips and yeah of course he’s not saying it in a racist context but then a white guy should never say that word - ESPECIALLY when on stage or on tv. Won’t defend it with “of it’s time” type shit but relieved it was nothing worse.

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@hungrycumsock @bbillyshears @contraband2004 Do you have a link to any of the many clips of him saying the n word? I’m not doubting you I just need to see this for myself and i would be appalled.

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@LASTEXITshirts I remember vividly her having braces. It was like a big moment in the movie. I am struggling to accept this is real.

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@pearlcardii Just stop with this shit.

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@Revolvermag From out of nowhere. Or the real thing. One of them. Or maybe surprise you’re dead. Woodpeckers from mars is also great.
Oh I don’t know. Gun to the head the real thing. No from out of nowhere. One of them. It’s so difficult.