Markwiz73

My posts amuse......

myself.

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@mahrukh2872 She is a witch, whose eyes burn like her hatred for men, summoning the energy from demons that whirl at light speed, sparking the fringes of her insanity, thereby allowing her to read The Cat in the Hat.

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@yonann Maybe he was trying to channel Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy.

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@genesimmons That's just what somebody who is paid by Gene Simmons would say.

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@SNY_Mets Send 9 players away, receive 13 players. We have a shrewd GM.

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@luiscalleo Yes

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@SNY_Mets Can't stand when a manager sticks up for his player, LOL.

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@gguworld I'd go see them.

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@therealmissjo My issue with soccer, er, um, football, is that half the goals are not goals.

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@HowieRose @bigelowtea I know it's an ad and you're just reading it, but as long as you're turning nouns into verbs, just go all out. The Mets aren't baseballing well right now. They're really Metsing.

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@HawkEmDownChris Jaws 3D.

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@luiscalleo Morning Final

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@kelly_carlin I went to see the third to last Daily Show hosted by Jon Stewart (before Trevor Noah took over) and while in line, overheard you talking about your one-woman show. I would like to apologize for eavesdropping.

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@JVMonte2 Eulogy - Tool
Cochise - Soundgarden

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@HowieRose Bruce Boisclair.

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@kevin_nealon ...the dessert counter.

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@SelfDefenseDIY Always wondered how to trap someone's hand in a forest.

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@rocknrollofall St. Anger comes to mind

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@ZunairaAi That's gonna be a problem.

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@larry_fry1980 @dbroncs9798 @back21980s It's an imperfect world.

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@ThisThirsty I look forward to many years of looking at the triangles.