Mark Cole

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The party is over @BorisJohnson.

Resign.

[The Adventurous Soul @TAdventurousoul]

Incredible Japan 🇯🇵🧵

1. These public bathrooms in Japan are totally transparent, until you lock them 👀
https://t.co/39zq86vGPO

[Mark Cole @marky_cole]

As it's the last day of the tax year, treat yourself to an ISA-cream 🍦

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

This is appalling. How can Starmer’s Britain lecture other countries about free speech when an innocent journalist gets a knock on the door - for a tweet? Our police have their hands full of burglaries and violent crime. They are being forced to behave like a woke Securitate - and it has to stop.

[Mark Cole @marky_cole]

I passed by Belmarsh this morning and saw a short fella climbing down the prison wall. I thought...that's a little con descending.

[Mark Cole @marky_cole]

My new year's resolution will be to no longer use spray deodorants. Roll on 2024.

[Mark Cole @marky_cole]

Sleeping like an originals band. No covers.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 let the good times roll 🎶

[Mark Cole @marky_cole]

Kemi Badenoch launches her leadership campaign.👏 #Kemi4PM @KemiBadenoch

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

You keep obsessing over wallpaper and we’ll keep delivering on #Vaccines #Brexit #trade #Jobs and stay 11p ahead in the polls, Keir. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mark Cole @marky_cole]

Even this lamp post got more flowers than me.

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

Priti Patel would be elevated to heroine status & the baseless attacks against her dismissed as racism & misogyny...if she wasn’t a conservative.

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

Labour leader: “SIR” Keir Starmer

Lib Dem leader: “SIR” Ed Davey

Tory leader: Boris Johnson

Also Labour and Lib Dems: we are the party of people

[Grant Tucker @GrantTucker]

The Duke of Gloucester not giving a shit about schoolchildren dancing is the funniest thing you’ll see today. https://t.co/FZleqNwLdt

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Jamie Oliver is on TV telling us all to lose weight...

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Me eating my 200th 50% reduced meal in August.

[Peter Giacopazzi @mastergelato]

Bravo @RishiSunak bravo 👏. You’ve saved our 120 year old family business today.

[Mark Cole @marky_cole]

@MuvvaTucker It is! Thank you Jayne. I appreciate the message