Mark van door

One Life One Love. MUFC

[We Stand United @StandUnitedGB]

British actor Geoff Bell says he's heartbroken by what's going on in our country, and states that the government and police force should be ashamed.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Maximum impact, minimum fuss.

Senne Lammens has won the #PL's Transfer of the Season award for a fantastic first campaign at United! 🥇👏

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Mark van door @marky_red]

NOOOO!! Fucking leave him there he's doing a fantastic job for the scousers

[Premier League @premierleague]

Liverpool have announced the departure of head coach Arne Slot

[Mark van door @marky_red]

@DiianaD_ Rashford strolling around the OT pitch again as though he's in The Range doing his Christmas shopping!
Nah fuck that!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Finishing his first #PL season with a clean sheet and plenty to build on.

Senne Lammens 👏🌟

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Look at Neville & Scholes FUMING because Salford lost the play off final 3-0 but they are more focused on criticising us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[DDFC_Insider @David_Dein_FC]

Unbelievable scenes in Man City's trophy parade 😳

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Another great season for @HarryMaguire93 💪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Next season:

No Pep
No Bernardo Silva
No Salah
No Robertson
No West Ham

A collective of cunts removed from my life

Fantastic!

[Dev Bajwa @ammandev]

The highest-scoring English Premier League goalscorer is NOT going to the World Cup.

Thomas Tuchel has had a mare. 🤨

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Luke Shaw appreciation post.

Our no.23 has started every single #PL game this season, a significant milestone and testament to his fitness, durability and resilience.

❤️ @LukeShaw23

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

“Chelsea, or I don’t play for 6 months”

Well, Alejandro, how did the move turn out pal?

United roar into Champions League football and everything is positive at the club

Chelsea scrape a top 10 finish on goal difference and your new fanbase hates you

Silly cunt

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

this angle is absolute cinema man 😭

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Stuff like this is so funny to me. Won as many league titles as Phil Neville ffs 😂

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Mark van door @marky_red]

State of these City fans! Fucking embarrassing! Good riddance to the skanky cheating druggy bastard jumping ship before the 115 charges

[Mark van door @marky_red]

BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Minutes played in the Premier League this season:

John Stones - 371
Harry Maguire - 1577

#MUFC