SansasKngsLndngStrip

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

Dear @JeffLandry, I have some bad news, it’s come to attention that you’ve come down with a case of the gays. Unfortunately it’s terminal.

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

Hey, @JeffLandry, quick question is your penis so gay that it haunts gay people?

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

@JeffLandry since you are number one top dog gay man in Louisiana what is the gayest dog breed?

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

@JeffLandry your penis is so gay it threw the first brick at Stonehenge

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

@JeffLandry you’re penis is so gay, it wouldn’t be able to attend public school in Louisiana

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

@JeffLandry your penis is so gay, it’s actually kind of cool.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....such wonderful and powerful things about me - a true Champion of Civil Rights - until she got fired. Omarosa had Zero credibility with the Media (they didn’t want interviews) when she worked in the White House. Now that she says bad about me, they will talk to her. Fake News!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Every day, the brave men and women of ICE are liberating communities from savage gangs like MS-13. We will NOT stand for these vile Democrat smears in law enforcement. We will always stand proudly with the BRAVE HEROES of ICE and BORDER PATROL!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@EricTrump: "People have seen a year that's incredible, that's been filled with nothing but the best for our country, America-first policies, and they're happy with where we are as a nation." @JudgeJeanine

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

Mustache rash.

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

You look like every meth addict I've ever seen on tv.

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

@GovMikeHuckabee why would I want to control my libido? Bring on the sex!

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

@PRyan Obama "contrary to constitution" for using power granted him by constitution?

[SansasKngsLndngStrip @markymarkgurrl]

@EverydaySexism Tried to explain why feminism matters, he asked if I would sleep with him.