Lauren

W&J Alum / Coffee and Contemplation

[Lauren @markymarkish]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen Tom Brady fumble in the last 2 minutes of a Super Bowl?

[Lauren @markymarkish]

Just entered with my momma, since we’re always told we look alike lol!!

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[Lauren @markymarkish]

#NewProfilePic

[Lauren @markymarkish]

Apparently today is #MyTwitterAnniversary, and I’m freaked that I’ve now had a Twitter for more than half of my life 😅

[Txbi A @ATxbi]

This Rhianna performance

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[Lauren @markymarkish]

HIS NAME WILL BE WILLIAM 😭😭😭 #ThisIsUs

[Lauren @markymarkish]

We’re only 25% through this episode and I can’t stop tearing up. #ThisIsUs

[Lauren @markymarkish]

Alright folks. It’s here. It’s happening. Nothing we’ve done will be enough to prepare us for this episode. Ready your tissue boxes and wine glasses. #ThisIsUs

[Lauren @markymarkish]

Check out my classroom on @DonorsChoose! I'd love your help to bring my project to life: https://t.co/TdFCGCRoYb

[Avella Area School District @AvellaArea]

Contest Announcement: Avella school district has been selected to move on to the next round of the Vans custom shoes art contest and is now among the Top 50 in the US. Avella's shoes are posted on the vans website and can now be vote... https://t.co/UxO5RPwl5j

[Lauren @markymarkish]

“You’re both here” 😭❤️ #ThisIsUs

[Lauren @markymarkish]

it’s me, I’m annoying people

[mkä @mkaruarian]

Letterboxd and goodreads down… a terrible day for annoying people everywhere

[Lauren @markymarkish]

LOVE 👏🏻 CANT 👏🏻 BE 👏🏻 MEASURED 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #Bachelor

[Lauren @markymarkish]

People out here negotiating to be paid nearly quarter-mil a year while I’m out here hoping I RETIRE someday making $90k 😅😅 The teaching profession really is a trip, man…

[Calaunte @calaunte]

I had a interview today with a company and they offered me $155k. I answered every question thoroughly and crushed the coding assessment. I feel like $155k is way too low for what they’re asking for as a Senior Engineer so I’ll be negotiating. I need at least $200k.

[Lauren @markymarkish]

I cannot get “i was josh safdies muse when he wrote uncahhjaams, dyouknowwhaddimean” out of my damn head this week

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

Of all the reasons I want the Steelers to beat the Chiefs, this is pretty high up on the list.

[Lauren @markymarkish]

Wordle 207 5/6

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[Lauren @markymarkish]

@ LaurenMarkish !!!

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Lauren @markymarkish]

Went to bed after the last tweet… woke up just now and easily snagged 2 tickets for the first showing. Now I’m mad that I wasted an hour at 1am 🙃

[Lauren @markymarkish]

All I want are my No Way Home tickets, and the Cinemark site has been down for OVER 15 MINUTES WTF

[Lauren @markymarkish]

Also cinemark’s website has now been down for over 45 minutes IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

[Lauren @markymarkish]

@Theytukerrrjobs