Mark Harris

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@jeaniston_ hey. All be ok x

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@MikeTyson I’ve got a son who has a mega right hand and loves boxing. Can you give him some tips on how you trained! You’re the GOAT. ALI was good but you were better. I’m 51 years old. I saw you in real time!

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

The only way to prove President Trump is the real deal is to expose and remove the constant need for secrecy and just trust that people can handle the truth. NS is needed but over fed and greedy for more. I’m looking at America now with hope for us all. I’m English so fucked 😂

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

I know fear you’re doing

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@realDonaldTrump I’m an hard working Brit. You gonna help us? We supposed to have a special relationship! Our politicians move slower than snails! Get things done please. Not always been a fan of you but I’m seeing! The alternative is pitiful! Good luck in November!

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

I remember when you could say what you wanted and still love and be respectful and diverse, caring without even thinking about it. Now it’s demanded?? No thanks

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

When you feel swamped in correctness’s..(didn’t think correctness’s was a word) .. well end off message then. We’re screwed!

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

I would suggest company’s like TALKTALK don’t publish their own address/email details because they are far too busy selling other peoples!

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@TedDanson I didn’t realise how good of an actor you were until I’ve started watching ya stuff!! 👍

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@MelanieCmusic Mel C. The prettiest, sweetest and funniest of all the spice girls! You spiced up my life, but couldn’t quite convince me to be sporty! Shame about that!

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

Premier league take, take, take and then take take take take take take take? Not fair to say what they take without mentioning what they give!!! They give greed a good name and humanity a very bad one!! Greedy fuckers.

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@MikeTyson Nike… Macdondald’s.
Just do it and I’ll be loving it 👍

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@LeeMack I had a dream, we went to a pub, then an artist who looked the same as you? 😂

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@rickygervais what is the name of the bus station and car park in the opening credits of “the original” office?

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

Weights and measures used to mean something? Not anymore?? Aldi. Punnet of green stalks for £2+ plus a couple of hard strawberries. Dick Turpin wore a mask at least when he robbed people!

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@elonmusk why is the world so colourless and depressing now? I remember growing up it had shades and light. Sure dark times, then blue skies. I’m not taking about all the terrible things that humans have done to each other through history, I mean now. I worry we have lost our way

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@MikeTyson Don’t be treading in any dirt in them bright white trainers!

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@vardy7 Happy birthday mate. You are the GOAT.

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

Nuff said, til I’m dead.

[Mark Harris @markythemark]

@rickygervais did you write equality street? Doc Browns rap is so funny as is Brent’s attempt as being Jamaican! Just wondered cause just rediscovered it and it’s so funny!!