Lightning McFiend

[Lightning McFiend @markziobrowski]

That chick ain't yours

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This is a fork I keep by me when watching tv. Why you ask?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me as a parent https://t.co/omJfJjWSVE

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

lmaoooooo

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DUBAI WAS LIT 😂😂 https://t.co/SF6DzJwyM0

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

DJ Khaled trying to pronounce jewelry is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

What a time to be alive

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BRUH THEY GOTTA BE POWER RANGERS https://t.co/xMlrLGjZkb

[Lightning McFiend @markziobrowski]

Who's trynna get drunk

[Lightning McFiend @markziobrowski]

My boss needs to get his shit together so I can start making my fucking money again

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Tattoo Artist: What you want?

Guy: I never want to get laid again

Tattoo Artist: Got you fam

[Lightning McFiend @markziobrowski]

Who wants to match on a blunt

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The kind of smiles that will leave you wondering where all the money in your wallet went. https://t.co/3XTXO8seZZ

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This dude threw a cat https://t.co/pnkPzMrCc3

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When this generation becomes parents 😂

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Girls always try to play this game

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'I'm not gonna drink today"

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When she hits you with "so what are we?"

[Lightning McFiend @markziobrowski]

New phone [phone]