Marla Monk

(Baseball) Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. The world is ours.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Someone should invent a self-replicating machine that removes pollution from the air and produces food and oxygen. Oh shit hang on, that's just a tree.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

A group of starfish better be called a galaxy

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

A cat named Towser worked at a whiskey distillery in Scotland for 24 years. She is credited with killing nearly 29,000 mice. The Guinness Book of Records recognizes her tally as the world record

[Marla Monk @marlamonk]

@word0taku

[Marla Monk @marlamonk]

does gregory have a little droplet of water on the bridge of his nose?

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

One of the lenses I’ll be shooting Thursday’s launch with (Gregory for scale)

[Marla Monk @marlamonk]

@word0taku

[고양이 트윗 번역계猫ポスト翻訳垢🐱 @nihongowacaran]

미국에는 고양이 영상만 상영하는 영화제가 있다. 이름하여 '캣 비디오 페스트'. 연간 15000편의 고양이 영상을 보는 큐레이터가 엄선한 영상이 1시간 넘게 스크린을 가득 채운다. 뉴욕, 시애틀, 휴스턴 등 미국 전역 500개 이상 극장을 돌며 상영된다. 수익 일부는 지역 고양이 보호소에 기부된다.

[Marla Monk @marlamonk]

@word0taku

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Nice.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

[blue @bluewmist]

lately when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Stop treating housekeeping like a punishment. Put on music, light the candles, burn the incense, and romanticize it. You’re not cleaning the house… you’re restoring order to your little kingdom.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

2020 was 2020 days ago.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, and then realizing that if they step on your face in the middle of the night, it’s a decision. 🐈

[Marla Monk @marlamonk]

😭

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

Tiny stone stars from an ancient sea floor. These are star-shaped crinoid columnals, the fossilized stem pieces of sea lilies that lived hundreds of millions of years ago.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

The moment when the British granddaughter introduced grandfather to American grilled cheese.

[Parisian Aesthetics @Parisianaes1]

A little box of happiness 🇫🇷

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When the work meeting is almost over and that one co-worker keeps asking questions.