mari ❤️‍🔥

I’m a fun guy

[mari ❤️‍🔥 @marlas_]

GOOOOOOO BIRDS 🦅🦅🦅

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic

[maurice @tallmaurice]

via r/sixers

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

However much you hate these people is absolutely, 110% not enough

[peep📕 李泊洋 @nopearpressure]

go 'bortions

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

My baby wrote an all-timer of a lede…

https://t.co/I2un8Cxyfv

[🇳🇬 @sukunator]

on this year's international women's day, we should all take the time to remember the names of these schoolgirls who were just trying to live their lives.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

There are few things more dangerous to humanity than billionaire ownership of our media.

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

THE WOMEN OF TEAM USA DOMINATED THE PODIUM 😤

They finished with more gold medals and total medals than the men for a SIXTH straight Olympics 🥇🇺🇸

[sandy @satosgs]

the concept of hating women so much!!! so much!!!! that even the team that won gold in the exact same sport as you are a punchline to you. i hope they rot in hell.

[big boy boucher 🍕 @abendytendy]

bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this

[here’s something @ive_arc]

this video makes me giggle every time

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

4 field goals broken up by AI commercials

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @RepYassAnsari]

Don’t look away. The president of the United States was involved in some horrifying, sickening crimes, as were many people in his inner circle and the current administration.