Marlayna Geary

had a whole top diamonds and the bottom row golds 💎

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Can you imagine historians in the future trying to explain the Harlem Shake? #Millennials

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Bedtime with my two year old: “Goodnight baby see you in the morning!”
2 y/o: “Goodnight mama”
-I turn off the lights, leave and shut the door.
2 y/o: “Goodnight ghosts.” #thingstoddlerssay

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Me, trying to figure out what the hell ive been doing differently when someone says “did you lose weight?”

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

My parents told me last night they were going to the local cemetery for my mom’s birthday. Getting older is wild y’all

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Some witch at TJ Maxx told me I was talking too loud while shopping (not an employee). I wish I would’ve told her this isn’t a library. Instead I told to her to fuck off.

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Thought my son was asleep for at least a half hour until I see “momma... momma.. MOMMA!! ..... I see the moon”

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@kaylamruss Yo we got beef? I got pods.

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

GoT may be done but Handmaid’s Tale Season 3 starts next month. A different type of breaker of chains. #GamefThrones #TheHandmaidsTale

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Expectations: “I can’t wait until they finally get rid of Cersei! It’s going to be epic”.
Reality: “Wait.. that’s it. Wtf.” #GamefThrones

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

@tayrdillard 😭😭 it’s too true. I cannot keep up 😅

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Toddlers are the most dramatic little creatures. Agonizing wails and crying at our house this morning all because I would not let him bring a toothbrush (it wasn’t even his) to daycare today.

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Does anyone else re-read an email before sending it out to make sure you didn’t have too many exclamation points in there? 😑

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Anyone else out there who consider themselves impartial Game of Thrones fan? Like no, I don’t remember what happened last season. No, I won’t rewatch it. Yes, I’ll watch the final season. I’ve been hanging on this long, got to see it out. But it’s exhausting

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Barely cut your leg shaving in the shower, no big deal. Get out of the shower

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Nothing is scarier then the first time your child climbs out of the crib at 3am and you wake up to tiny shadow, barely visible by a nightlight. Staring. At. You. NO ONE PREPARED ME FOR THAT.

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@kaylamruss Why? I wear one to work everyday.

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Why do people refer to their significant others as “the wife” or “the girlfriend”. Makes it seem like maybe they are my wife too and the guy down the street’s wife and my dentist’s wife.

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

When you think someone is saying goodbye to you but instead is saying goodbye to another co-worker that was not visible at that moment. And then you proceed to thank them for telling you to get some rest. But they look at you confused. I still am thinking about this 😑

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Arlo talks about the weirdest things when he’s falling asleep. Peppa Pig, the moon, Old McDonald, Papa, cars. If he’s talking to a ghost, that guy is gettin a earful.

[Marlayna Geary @marlayna_13]

Anyone else remember chain letters? Like that was a thing right.