The Marlborough Arms

Misunderstood by people that don't know. Understood by those that do.

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

After some continual bad behaviour, we have introduced the new 'HOUSE RULES'
@ShitChester @chestertweetsuk

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

5 being the highest number I can count too and the highest rating you can get !!! ! So have no fear when coming to our venue ! Much love Sam the marketing guy #notthedancingirishguy #maths #clean #Hygiene

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

@bizzy2711 Should be 12! But with our Irish eejit at the helm on this fine paddy’s day ☘️ he’s pushed it back to 12:15 for a breakfast shot to ready himself #professional #paddysday

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

Business as usual here at the marlbs ! Our very own Irish eejit will be pulling and drinking pints here all day and night ! Happy St Paddy’s Day 🇮🇪 much love marketing guy #nottobeconfusedwiththeirishguy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

We are showing the Super Bowl tonight , it’s sort of like the 6 nations but Americanised ! I personally have no idea what’s going on but I’m told it super fun !!! Join us for the Bowl much love marketing guy sam #notamericansportlovingblacktshirtguy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

Everyone is telling us tomorrow is something special but we are doing something massive tonight ! The only thing small is Sam the bartenders short shorts so come to marlbs love marketing guy #notguywhostechsavvy #shortshortz

[Just what Chetser needs @ShitChester]

In the real world @marlbsch1

[Just what Chetser needs @ShitChester]

Coming next #lego @marlbsch1

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

@bizzy2711 @ShortyMullan @ShitChester We can help you there...however ruby Cabernet is on the menu not merlot !

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

Black t shirt guy has just cleaned his teeth so can’t try our new beers ... however that means you are customers should! Much love Sam #marketingguynotloveislandwatchingblacktshirtguy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

We are back on the line this is because I, Sam the marketing guy have been on holiday. I had a great time and my skins slightly bronzed... sorry to worry you all but marketing is back ! Love Sam #marketingguywhohasbeenonholnotactualguywhohasnot

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

Apparently is banc holiday weekend , however I’ve looked at the rota and Bancrofts working this weekend... strange ! Allow me to be confused and enjoy great service at the Marlbs by Banc even if it’s meant to be his holiday weekend! Much love Sam #marketingguynotcybersecurityguy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

Not only is it Friday but we have the amazing @meanddeboe playing 9-11 ! But black t shirt guy , marketing guy Sam and the one the only Joey cotton tonight wielding two card machines!!! Much love Sam #marketingguynotdoublecardmachineblackteeguy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

Hopefully you’ve all made your mothers very happy today , if you fancy easing back into the norm again come here tonight ! Because yes your mum still hates us Love Sam #marketingguynotguywhosdoingmothersdaystuffinablacktshirt

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

It’s our bearded bartenders birthday yes the one and only Bancroft ! So therefore come on down and celebrate so he can enjoy his birthday at home not serving any of the general public! It’ll make him happy I promise love Sam #marketingguynottheguycalledGuywhoisntdoingthemarketing

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

After trying new things with a royal blue t-shirt last Friday , Thankfully Actual Guy is back to his classic black t ... We also have a new lager on tap and it’s probably the best... much love Sam #marketingguynotblackteeguy

[Just what Chetser needs @ShitChester]

Current mood @marlbsch1

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What a time to be alive we have both the marketing guy Sam and our actual guy on shift together this Friday! Actual guy has even wore his trademark black t shirt he’s basically what Steve jobs is to apple so come on down love Sam #marketingguyfeaturingactualGuy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

There are not enough describing words aka adjectives to say how good these girls are ... so come and catch @meanddeboe here at the marlbs 9-11 tonight much love Sam #notactualGuybutthemarketingguy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

New Beers and yes they are great! Any opinions or likenesses used in the picture are merely coincidence. In truth I can neither confirm nor deny Bancroft may or may not have said these things. So pop in and enjoy our new banging selection much love Sam #marketingguynotactualGuy

[The Marlborough Arms @marlbsch1]

The dancing on grass last 16 tonight at the Marlborough ... Liverpool v Bayern so come enjoy see 22 footballers try and do their best Gemma Collins impressions to win kicks of freedom ... much love Sam #marketingguynotGuywhoalsoworkshere #sportz