Marles ✨

Just trying to balance life as a mom, wife, career woman and Fantasy Football GM. I love the Packers, smutty books and naps.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Someone explain to me why I’ve never ever seen a blonde man and thought they were attractive, but would literally die for every single platinum blonde girly.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

I haven’t posted this man for Valentines Day in 7 years. Certainly not starting today.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Casually starting my therapy appointment by saying “You’re going to be so proud and SO disappointed in me at the same time.”

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Update: my seven times great grand mother was a 14 year old Seneca Native American ✨gifted✨ to my seven times great grandpa following the American Revolution. Searched everywhere for her name and I can’t find it.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Fun things I learned on https://t.co/cgj99M0wJG today: I’m descended from allllll the white people.

Things I learned from my grandma: My great grandpa dug up his mom’s ashes and moved them to the foot of his father’s grave so he could step on HER for once.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Holy cow. This Colts game is a shit show

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Wanna know why HR holds themselves back from making friends in the workplace? Because I already cry when I have to make a business decision that negatively effects an employee’s life.

[Rachel Aaron/Bach 🌻 @Rachel_Aaron]

Final up for the evening - my new book is out! https://t.co/bTv01gTFFt

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Bloodsport by Sleep Token makes me sob every single time and it’s just further confirmation that I am a psychiatrist’s wet dream

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

I didn’t get carded ONCE the last five days I’ve been partying and I’m incensed.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The mother wound is a generational trauma passed down from a mother to her children.

It can impact so many parts of our lives:

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

My favorite country music line is “he can’t amount to much by the look of that little truck” Because insinuating truck size correlate to manliness is hilarious and on brand

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Oooph. I always forget that I’m way too young to have an 11 year old until a teacher sends out a mass email and these boomer parents start replying all.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Emotional incest happens when a parent looks to a child for an emotional support that normally comes from another adult.

Here's the impact:

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Facebook reader groups are so wild sometimes. Chick posts looking for romance suggestions with the caveat that she’s “cool with incest” and there’s a hundred comments that are like, “well, if that’s the case, how do you feel about twins?”

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

I wake up at six am and see my kid is awake with a full face of make-up casually painting on her bedroom floor, so I say, “you’re looking beautiful this morning” she replies, “thanks, you look like shit.”

The audacity of this child. I mean it was also accurate but still

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

I’m not a “you remind me of a Sunday,” but a “Did you eat?” Kinda gal. I’m not soft or bright and I won’t remind you of a church choir, but you best believe I’ve cooked and you can have some.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

The meeting lasted four minutes. Here is a transcript:
Her: you good?
Me: yep.
Her: good.

I’m billing her for emotional distress.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Some HR person I don’t know put a calendar invite on my schedule for tomorrow with the VAGUEST POSSIBLE TITLE. If you need me, I’ll be hyperventilating for the next 18 hours.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Some HR person I don’t know put a calendar invite on my schedule for tomorrow with the VAGUEST POSSIBLE TITLE. If you need me, I’ll be hyperventilating for the next 18 hours.

[Marles ✨ @marlee_kaye]

Explain to me how my twin’s pediatrician was put in jail for being a pedophile and now my OBGYN is being charged with being a deviant too. I really know how to pick doctors. 🙄