Marlee

harmless but weird

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

Omg some pictures of met gala gowns have leaked!!

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

They covered Fat Marmot Week on WBUR yesterday and at the end of the segment, Robin Young said “Scott, I’m being told we don’t have time for marmot banter.”

Still thinking about it.

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

The 79th Tony Awards are brought to you by tear away pants

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

@BubblesNCOS The carabiner… he’s an ally

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

I felt solidarity with my train car when this man starting selling Mormonism on the way home from Pride

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

Why has no one said Aubrey Plaza…

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Now that Anna Kendrick is officially set to direct the film adaptation of ‘THE SEVEN HUSBANDS OF EVELYN HUGO’…

Drop your dream casting for Evelyn and Celia St. James!

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

There was only one set of footprints because Greta carried you

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

I’m gonna have to wear a jacket to pride?? Embarrassing. Whoopdedoo, here’s my gay little umbrella.

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

@bmluse Read this too fast and thought you hired your favorite barista to bartend your wedding and he fucked up all the drinks

[Fetusberry 『Butt Soup』 Crunch @FetusberryJam]

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[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

Jaywalked in front of a student driver. that’s called education

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

@Ceilidhann Nasubi (Susunu! Denpa Shōnen)

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

@conorjrogers Went to that same spot and had the same thoughts 🤯

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

Flying southwest and I’m in boarding group C. Tried to befriend the lady sitting next to me at the gate so she’d save me a seat and she’s a flight attendant 😩 she was like good luck bestie

[Marlee @marlee_schulman]

Someone show this to the GeoGuessr guy

[Anti-Jungian Aktion @Carboniferoys]

It's so fucked up that an entirely different planet just looks like Arizona.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

The next season will inexplicably take place in rural China of 1966, with the cast navigating the challenges of Mao’s cultural revolution

[caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum]

who's making this