Mar

[. @quentindonte]

Me to me: you expensive, you know that?

[Savannah @spearminthyde]

Seeing people party all day and not work but get paid 2x the amount as me just don’t sit right

[phag @kingofevrythng]

im in a bad place rn... not mentally, I just live in the United States 💔

[madz @madddiexo]

i love when guys on dating apps ask “how is a gorgeous girl like you single” I’m mentally ill, brandon

[𝐍. @amyrikaall]

if you rush it, you’ll ruin it. pause, pray, & be patient.

[Amina @ahahamina]

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

[TxLalo 亀界悟 @Trill_Life214]

Bruh I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[A hoodrat drew barrymore @AnnitaBill]

People that think alcohol makes u speak the truth are really on one??? My drunk ass will say anything I’m truly a LIAR

[brooklyn @BrooklynVella]

Not to be dramatic but your work friend getting a new job is legit worse than a break up

[DEMI @demiikyless]

man i wanna go but i’m pora pora

[Q @5AMTAKECARE]

When you and your co worker having a conversation and a customer asks for help

[Dani Tschantz @DaniTschantz]

If I share my location with you, you are now responsible for my life if I go missing

[Doctor Basketball @amberyllis_]

All girls who did safety patrol in elementary are bad bitches now

[India🧚🏽‍♀️ @_IndiaMorgan]

I’m literally going to make sure I live THE best life I can this upcoming school year and be on my shit academically. this is my year.