marlene⚕️

trust me, I’m a doctor... almost 🐻’19 👩🏻‍⚕️’eventually 🧠🇲🇽 Aries ☉ Scorpio ☽ Capricorn ↑ 🍄 she/her

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

The 7 month old I nanny is napping and so is her grandmother. When is MY nap time?

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

My dad had his last chemo infusion today ♥️

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

Played a dbd match in which 2 survivors had RuPaul drag queen names. I chatted I love them. In after game chat, they talked to each other. I looked at their profiles and y’all… I think it was actually them. I’m freaking tf out! Did I just really help these queens survive!?!? 🥹

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

Florida woman: Where are you guys from?

Me: Chicago

Her: OH did you cancel your return flight yet? 😆

Me: 😬

Her: 😂

Me: 😑

Her: 🤣

Me: 😒

Her: 😅…. I’m originally from Indiana.

Me: Oh. 🙄

[ava ☆ @nicovelvets]

the “transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison” in question

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

I hope my parents understand how lucky that are to have a built in medical interpreter

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

🎼Story of my life 🎶

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

God really said: Oh you thought undergrad was hard? I raise you med school + 4 deaths with a sprinkle of cancer on top 🤪🤙🏼

[Cheyennae Barbee (DO, MS) @CMBarbee_]

I scheduled 3 months of away electives. And so far I have spent $7,000 in rent. Just another reason why students from low income backgrounds (like me) are less likely to become doctors.

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

@professor_abee She’s a stray who tried to break into my house yesterday and has since kept coming back. She’s so cute and friendly but def seems to have flees from all that scratching but I don’t have money to take her to the vet. For Stella’s sake, I can’t just let her in without a checkup☹️

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

The universal cat distribution system has finally picked me but I can’t accept 😢

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know that I'm picking up a refill of a 30-day prescription on day 56

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

@professor_abee Apparently!!!! I’m so sorry Abee. I no longer believe in love.

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

The urge to get a kitten, puppy, and/or baby is too much 🥹

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

The audacity of jewel’s entire ice cream section being empty. How am I supposed to grieve under these circumstances⁉️

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

Mommy will love you forever♥️🥹

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

Note to self: apply to residencies in NYC so I can see my friends year-round and not have this crazy FOMO while missing reunion weekend 🥹

PS: force my med school friends to go to NYC with me too 🫣

[marlene⚕️ @marlenemz]

Nothing like some good ol’ Monday morning biostats to make me reevaluate my life’s choices 🥹