Marley

[Marley @marley_ann]

#hcsanchorteachers

[Marley @marley_ann]

#epblookouts 6th inning selfie!

[Marley @marley_ann]

All in all, it was all worth it to see my #sweetboy smiling and enjoying himself ❤ good show, @TheKrattBros

[Marley @marley_ann]

Note to self: never tell your 9yo that a Zackbot looks like R2D2 🤷‍♀️ #momlife #boymom #wildkrattslive

[Marley @marley_ann]

Announcement for intermission
9yo: What's intermission?
Me: You know how football has halftime?
9yo: Yeah...
Me: It's like halftime for plays, shows, and ballets.
#momlife #wildkrattslive

[Marley @marley_ann]

What??? No, please don't activate rattlesnake powers! There are zillions of creatures in this world and you pick the one that gives me the heebee-geebees! Not cool, Martin. #triggered #notready #boymom #creaturepowers #wildkratts

[Marley @marley_ann]

My favorite part has been watching the late arrivals trip over these random chairs set up in front of our row. It's really dark, guess they aren't expecting that #creaturepower! #SorryNotSorry #momlife #wildkrattslive

[Marley @marley_ann]

At #wildkrattslive with my #sweetboy - the things you do for your kiddo. #boymom #Chattanooga

[Marley @marley_ann]

It's the moments when my 8yo treats me like a technological dinosaur that really make my heart smile 🙄 #momlife #Parenthood #Icanusethesmarttv

[Marley @marley_ann]

Me: It's just that I KNOW how to shop at Kroger.
Hubs: Honey I've been with you long enough to know that YOU know how to shop at any store you go in or near!
Me: Well yeah but not that kind of shopping I'm trying to save you some money at Kroger.
#womenbeshopping #marriedlife

[Marley @marley_ann]

Me: Go to sleep (for the 4352nd time)
My child: No thank you mommy
At least he used his manners. #parenting #momlife #boymom #parentingfail #tired

[Marley @marley_ann]

#epblookouts

[Marley @marley_ann]

A group of cows = a herd. A group of crows = a murder. An unsupervised group of teenagers = a this-is-why-we-can't-have-nice-things 😞 #momlife #teacherproblems #parenting

[Marley @marley_ann]

The 7yo has just an awful time understanding that not everyone likes #StarWars 🙄 #boymom #momlife

[Marley @marley_ann]

It's hard to listen to #npr when 7yo is in the back singing the beginning of #lionking as loud as he can #momlife #boymom #Parenthood

[Marley @marley_ann]

Ever felt like you were being watched? #momlife #boymom #parenthood #parenting #somebodysalwayswatchingme

[Marley @marley_ann]

Hub is fussing b/c my singing the #pinacolada song got it stuck in his head. You knew the risk when you mentioned pina coladas. #marriedlife

[Marley @marley_ann]

7 yo pulled a tooth. Currently playing that dangerous waiting game... gotta stay awake? #momlife #parenting #Parenthood #toothfairyproblems

[Marley @marley_ann]

Me: I hate Toy Story 3
Hub: Why
M: Our baby will grow up & go away
H: He's 7 he's not leaving tomorrow
#allthefeels #momlife #Parenthood

[Marley @marley_ann]

7yo: can I have a popsicle?
Me: only if you get me one too
#parenting #momlife #Parenthood