Marley Samways

Comp chemist 🖥️🔬 #TeamUCB (views are my own). Also interested in martial arts 🥊 languages 🇬🇧🇪🇸🇧🇷🇮🇹 & running 🏃

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

It tells you everything you need to know about Boris Johnson that when asked by @juliamacfarlane about how he handled the serious sexual assault allegations against Chris Pincher, he just rolls his eyes and does a fake snore.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Doubts raised over impartiality of new Daily Mail article:

[Marley Samways @marley_samways]

Job vacancy in the CADD team at UCB:
https://t.co/rlBtv6hUwp

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨

Watch the trailer…

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

"Boris Johnson has won in the court of public opinion" says Jacob Rees Mogg.

Yeah, looks like it.

It’s game over for those dickheads.

#bbcqt

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

You're not allowed into the room to collect an application form, but if you want to be allowed into the room, you must first come in and collect an application form.

That's about as "coherent" as Suella Braverman's argument here...
https://t.co/9KBjYScQci

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

I think we should all find it extremely worrying that a journalist on Sky Sports has provided by far the most detailed analysis of the hypocrisy whilst the entire BBC News establishment refuses to state these plainly obvious facts

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

So the BBC is now effectively censoring the voice of nature David Attenborough on factual and vital content based on the potential reaction from Tory MPs and right wing newspapers

These are truly dark days

https://t.co/DDJVQh2wla

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

The idea that they are doing this to “break the model” of traffickers...

Becomes even more insulting

Even more mendacious

When you learn French officials have proposed Britain sets up an asylum processing centre in France to stop dangerous boat crossings

Yet they haven't.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"Are we seriously having the discussion that a tweet from @GaryLineker has done more damage to the BBC's impartiality, than your chairman who sorted an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson?"

Alastair Campbell @campbellclaret - follow for more

[UNHCR United Kingdom @UNHCRUK]

UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency, is profoundly concerned by the asylum bill introduced by the UK Government to the House of Commons today.

Our statement here: https://t.co/gyn8sAKqVg Tweet 1/2

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Never not worth tweeting:

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

Buried in WhatsApp conversations between then-prime minister Boris Johnson, his scientific advisers and Dominic Cummings, is an exchange which is arguably even more worrying than this headline-grabbing stories.

Johnson's fundamental maths mistake...
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[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Liz Truss: I agreed with everything that Kwasi Kwarteng did.

Reporter: Why did you sack him?

Liz Truss: ...

[Marley Samways @marley_samways]

@PFCAaronRMartin @PoliticsJOE_UK 🤦‍♂️

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Whatever you are doing please watch this blistering masterclass in political interviewing as @susannareid100 uses facts, poise & stone cold brilliance to pin down a squirming @MattHancock on his pandemic law breaking 🔥

[Marley Samways @marley_samways]

@olliemelling_ @chem_essexgroup Really great work on this Ollie, glad to finally see it in print!

[Marley Samways @marley_samways]

@D_Lukauskis @BenjaminCossins @gervasiolab Congratulations Dom! Very good bit of work and was/is a pleasure working with you!

[Marley Samways @marley_samways]

.@TheRangeUK thanks for not replying. Email and phone colleagues equally unhelpful. Parcel hasn't arrived for 3 weeks. Have to wait on hold for an hour. Guy on the phone was rude. Now have to wait another week for a refund.

Total of 1 month of my time wasted. Thanks

[Marley Samways @marley_samways]

.@TheRangeUK how do I get a refund for a parcel that has not arrived? Customer service told me to ask the courier but I have not been contacted by a courier or told who it is