ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess

dont kill urself ur too sexy ahaha (unless ur a man)

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

for years ive been wondering why no matter how i adjust my backpack its always crooked

my dumbass just realized today its because i have scoliosis

im the crooked one

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

the spongebob squarepants movie (2004) is an adaptation of the odyssey

and parents would say it rots your brain 🤥

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

after over an hour of unhelpful customer service calls to amazon (about literal fraud!!!) i just rage quit my entire membership & account

fuck you jeff bezos

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

everyone and their mothers are moving to boston all of a sudden

[s ꩜ @dustbnuy]

i'm sorry if my waist too tiny and my boobs too big and my eyes too green

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

@Levi_the_mf_RAT @achillghost not a full 360 but one hard turn on it feels like im tubing down a waterslide

[miia @miiagarro]

they should make a version of love island except it's just me in the villa with every guy i've ever liked and a glock

[lals @snoopyinfilm]

companion iris x obsession nikki yuri amd the ship name being compassion

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

petition for people to stop asking if ive seen the latest teen-show based on some rom com slop novel with a cartoon cover. the answer is always no

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

worst pride ever

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

god forbid a girl walks on the street in a tank top with no bra

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

one quick tourist stop before i leave boston - the tatte coffee shop where zendaya and robeert’s characters met in the drama

[izzy @spidermannwh]

how it feels to be an amc a lister

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

@lunarygrim is it bad that this is what i immediately searched

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

@jimmysoldout imagine my surprise when i told my friend i would get a round last night and it rang up to $65….

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

i didnt choose to be gay, i just so happen to be born on ‘lesbian visibility day’

[ɔıxǝlsʎp dr suess @marleycp426]

no one jaywalked in canada

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Is jaywalking an American thing bc people look at me like I’m crazy when I do it in the UK

[Kate Reinking @katereinking]

The nerdiest people you know are freaking out about niche a cappella musical theatre songs being sung by the most insane assortment of theatre turned tv/movie stars you can think of and I think that’s just beautiful