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be cool, don't be all like, uncool

[mg @marleymce]

I want to feel as happy every day as the day I quit cheerleading & my mom drove me to chick-fil-a instead of practice

[mg @marleymce]

i just know my dog think I’m a dumb bitch

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[mg @marleymce]

men really are the problem because I was perfectly happy before I met my husband and now I’m a bills fan

[mg @marleymce]

embarrassed to ask the building maintenance to come get my tree to dispose it at this point do I just keep it up until next Christmas

[mg @marleymce]

It feels like fifty-leven days umpteen hours o’clock

[mg @marleymce]

can we please stop saying beyond. combo. insane. None of these words are being used correctly and I am so goddamn fucking old and tired of it

[mg @marleymce]

best thing gen z taught me was invisible ink for shady boot text messages

[mg @marleymce]

I’ve heard love shack two times this week which is two more times than any human needs to hear it ever

[no @zedonarrival]

every time i see a plastic bag floating in the wind i think of katy perry. if she has no other impact, she has that

[mg @marleymce]

Getting old is using your seat warmer in August simply because your back hurts

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[mg @marleymce]

little kids always be doin the worm fr

[mg @marleymce]

Living in ny be like

[mg @marleymce]

Watching Love Island and this girl deadass just said “I feel like I should’ve been born in 1992” when referring to the “oldies” she likes to listen to ……………

[mg @marleymce]

never forget when my mom ordered a cappuccino with lunch in Italy and the waiter read her down with “ooooh you want a pastry too??”

[mg @marleymce]

Just when you’re feeling a little bad about yourself a very kind homeless man will say “I like your body it is nice” as you walk by

[sean @SKINNYGlRL]

i feel exactly like this pic today

[mg @marleymce]

Jake after I ask him to wedding plan, vacuum, steam clean the carpet + couch, and put on the duvet all in one day :) :) :)