Marley McEachern

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

I feel like being 29 is just swapping book recommendations with your friends and telling them you seen a guy you once hooked up with at a red light..

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

87% of my job as a dental hygienist is me rolling around the room on my wheelie chair and the other 13% is back pain.

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

Anyone else's fridge like 75% condiments or are you normal?

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

k getting a library card & discovering audiobooks has been one of the best things to happen to me in the last 5 years .. (sorry keth)

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

Imagine if the people who protested outside of abortion clinics put that much time & effort into making sure children in the foster care system were that safe/loved/protected ..

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

Currently house sitting for my inlaws

*me a city kid*: ew is that a dead bird?
*keith very much a country kid*: ya it flew into the window yesterday. I left it there in case it was just stunned and got better

he proceeds to pick it up WITH BARE HANDS and yeet it into the field

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

goodnight to everyone except people who think it's a peaceful protest

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

catching Covid, but some of us are out here trying to get an education and can't even get to school because truckers are literally hauled up in the middle of the streets, blocking the people in Ottawa who are caught in the crossfire of this absolute dumpster fire. #GoHome

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

To all the armchair experts talking about the Freedom Convey being a "Peaceful Protest" have not been purposely coughed on/harassed outside their homes while walking to the drugstore because they have a mask on. Thats fine that you have 7+ days to hang out and not worry about

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

I have never felt more stupid and smart at the same time 🦷🪥 #DentalHygieneThings

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

@KirstinWard WHAT?!

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

Keith and I were supposed to go to Mexico for xmas, but now he has court for finding drugs up a guy's BH at work instead.. I did not envision my life going this way .... #SadPost

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

We both be strugglin sometimes 😂 #SometimesIForgetHesReallyFunny #CoupleProbs

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

Sometimes I forget Emma is married to my brother, and I get annoyed when he shows up at their house (aka comes home) when she and I are hanging out 😂

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

@assetsnrub I have never related to something more ..

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

honestly, going back to school in my late 20's is one of the hardest things I'll ever do. #WhyAreTeethSoComplicated

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

Okay, I'm ready to buy Figs, work a 9-5, and stop stressing about school now... 🦷🪥💉

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

I LOVE seeing new spouses of parents accepting and treating their S/O's kiddos like their own. There are some very lucky children out there getting alllllll the love/attention they deserve.

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

Keith refuses to let me carry my bags/luggage.. I swear his parents should have had about 8 more Lanz boys 😍..
#MissYouAlready #CountDownIsBackOn

[Marley McEachern @marleymceachern]

This describes my current situation perfectly..
#IMissBotox #AgedAbout10YearsOvernight 🤦🏼‍♀️