Marley Smith

♒️ she/her

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

just wanna pop, lock, and drop off the face of the earth

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

Got an insatiable desire to play Wii sports rn

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

the H in Hinge stands for hellscape

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

foam rolling your quads at the gym is by far the sluttiest thing a man can do

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

“D1 athlete” sir you are 28 years old LET IT GO

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

many men look as though they never recovered from going through the birth canal

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

being a PA student is feeling guilty for only studying 6 hours a day on the weekend instead of your every waking moment

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

@kamrynbooth your tweets never miss

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

woman whose male partner cooks them a mediocre meal one time -

“my hubby spoils me 🥹🥰💕 he’s the best”

honey GET A GRIP

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

grad school is kinda a step below unemployment like what the fuck are u doing

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

gently proposing witchcraft at every all-girls gathering

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

PA school is fun and all but what if instead i jumped out a 5th story window

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

redownloaded tinder only to be reminded that men are ugly and weird

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

@Shannon_Weeks93 the paneer masala and/or the chicken gyro over rice

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

i am never happier than when i am eating a reese’s egg

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

the hottest thing a man can do is drive a fuel efficient vehicle

[trash jones @jzux]

“let people have fun” ok well i’m having fun being a bitch

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

yea i was completely unaffected

[Marley Smith @marleynsmith]

“i’m better in person” somehow i don’t believe you