marley

i put the ight in lightskin

[tessuh @gecsluver]

i wonder where my amazing talent of being an oompa loompa could be useful... if only there was a new willy wonka movie coming out... please choose me. please. i will play one of those squirrels if you need

[marley @marleyrporter]

Pleaseeee somebody sell me Coachella weekend two tickets, I am begging 😶‍🌫️

[marley @marleyrporter]

Tessa and I realizing that the baby bump doesn’t just go away after birth was her villain arc I think…

[marley @marleyrporter]

@blountblurbz THIS. IS. COLLEGE.

[marley @marleyrporter]

Ignorance is bliss applies to how much insect and animal feces they allow in consumable food, not racism…

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

If that ruined your childhood, I hope you didn’t watch Full House. Three single men, living under one roof raising kids in San Francisco....

[marley @marleyrporter]

@Linden79808809 yep I felt this one, headed to the medicine cabinet

[linden @Linden79808809]

the sexual tension between me and vitamin c

[Detroit @anime_apex]

@marleyrporter why are all the swaggiest ppl the loneliest😫😫😭😭

[marley @marleyrporter]

@_crybaby_ash ����🥰😭♥️

[marley @marleyrporter]

Redheads are so elite...everyone used to hate but I lw stayed supporting those ethereal beings

[marley @marleyrporter]

@anime_apex I can’t picture because I have none

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[marley @marleyrporter]

@blountblurbz I mean...let’s twin

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For the record @Mike_Pence, it’s Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez to you.

[marley @marleyrporter]

When are y’all gonna realize ur absurd patriotism is nationalistic and giving everyone nazi Germany vibes, read the room (or a history book)

[marley @marleyrporter]

@anime_apex :,(

[linden @Linden79808809]

Well if you’re going to heaven, I’ll be happy to be in hell with my bro brahs🤙🏼 #westcoastbestcoast

[Mariano Vinces @MarianoVinces]

I just smelled my old stuffed animal that was packed away for years and it gave me pre divorced parents flashbacks

[marley @marleyrporter]

I think we should have a giant competition and the winner is the person who doesn’t have covid and has the least links to someone who has it. Like “yeah bitches I don’t have it” and then someone’s like “but your dogs ex owners aunt on her husbands side did... you lose”