marley carey

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Managed to get out of bed today for the first time since prince Philip died

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

the titanic should have ollie'd over the ice berg

[Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods]

Mates worrying about the fuckin vaccine when they lived on 5x chopped pub dust for 20 + years, and counting.

[Jude Natural @judenatural]

What have I just found on Youtube😂

[marley carey @marleysoup]

jokes when mums have their kids on leads

[Andy Bush @bushontheradio]

A jar of beetroot has leaked in our fridge and it looks like a Kubrick movie.

[marley carey @marleysoup]

dunno how the fuck manny bus drivers manage to manoeuvre these fuckers around town without clipping someone’s ear off it’s mad

[Mace 🇵🇸 @weirddfish_]

😭 Done with this stupid app

[marley carey @marleysoup]

@titchmarkland

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

They're called Lunchables because they're not legally allowed to call them Lunch

[marley carey @marleysoup]

krave is peng but you get 3 bowls from a box maybe 4

[marley carey @marleysoup]

so many people are putting on southern accents this year

[PIX11 News @PIX11News]

#BREAKING UPDATE: Frank Cali, the Gambino crime family boss, is dead after being shot at Staten Island home: police https://t.co/MgAI9NJCT4

[marley carey @marleysoup]

:o

[marley carey @marleysoup]

few things funnier than a cone on a dog’s head

[marley carey @marleysoup]

at some point every day for the past week i have knocked over a glass of water

[BEN SUFF DONK @bensuffdonk]

America has the yodelling kid we have: