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I LOVE TWITTER IT IS MY FAVORITE APP

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

been really on my grind lately (I picked up one singular shift)

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

scream singing me and bobby mcgee with another lady at a red light in between car windows and god damn it I love being alive

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

when my boss texts me some bs before 8am I don’t think she understands the impact that has on not only my day as a whole but my mental health in general

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

zyns are the biggest risk I take every hour. sometimes? I’m floating on a cloud. cannot bring me down if you tried. sometimes? worst mood of my life immediately. I’m just along for the ride

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

dating is so annoying because it involves my two least favorite activities which are a) answering texts and b) following through with plans

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

@coltonshlong @LaneMartin6 Northview & it’s been a long time coming

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

dothan police dept was real quick to expose a teacher for her dui but failed to mention that someone with much much worse charges in todays mugshots was formerly a DPD badge wearing employee

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

** Houston county sheriffs department my bad, DPD is not claiming him

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

@AWHam334 WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

people letting their kid cry in public is my biggest pet peeve like for the love of god take it outside right now it is not my business to have to hear that

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

thank god I overslept!!!!!

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

so valid because after i slept through work and got fired I packed up all my things and moved across the country. oversleeping quite literally changed the course of my entire life

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

oversleeping a single morning can easily fuck up the next 6-8 months of your life if not several years

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

“this drink doesn’t taste like it has alcohol in it” is a crazy line to me as a bartender because isn’t that the goal my friend

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

being anti straw as a restaurant causes so many problems for me because what’s a mixed drink without a straw to suck it down

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

@aryanator1 very valid

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

posting on Reddit is so scary because you can either get the best advice of your life or be relentlessly attacked and there’s no in between

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

(I got attacked relentlessly online and deleted my post)

[MARLEY @marleysuzanna]

@pahn00 You need to be put on internet restriction for this one