marmar 🧃

30, she/they, ttrpg nerd and code monkey 🍜

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

these can’t be my only options

[Kathryn Batte @KathrynBatte]

Why isn’t there a bald man forcibly kissing the Spanish players? Very confused

[Jaimi Shrive @Jaimi_Shrive]

I cannot imagine what it must be like for the lionesses to have WON the euros, then get 2nd in the World Cup, just for Harry Kane to say ‘England hasn’t won anything as a nation for a long, long time’.

Also, female athletes have won gold at the last FOUR Winter Olympics 🙃

[marmar 🧃 @marlibs3]

@Rizzottesca Vivan las tazitas!

[tentyp @tentyp14]

6 months

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

I was complimented for how effective I am running meetings at work: keeping ppl on task & moving us forward while engaging each participant & fielding unexpected questions, and all I could think was “bro this is easy, no one’s even trying to fuck a dragon”

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[trash jones @jzux]

but this is my emotional support confusingly intimate friendship

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

losing a competitive 1v1 eBay auction feels kind of amazing. not only do i not have to pay for the stupid thing i don't actually need, but i made my enemy (guy exactly like me) pay an extra $80 for it

[marmar 🧃 @marlibs3]

@Rizzottesca Me alegro que hayas encontrado un trabajo tan pronto! ☺️

[marmar 🧃 @marlibs3]

@bobbinsleak Bob!!!! I'm speechless this is so so exciting!!

[Gabriel Bosslet @gbosslet]

Them: I saved the document in Teams

Me: Great just send it to me I don’t have the emotional wherewithal for a scavenger hunt

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations

[marmar 🧃 @marlibs3]

El lector más joven de @Rizzottesca ?

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Uber Open Mic option for your driver to work on their comedy routine

[marmar 🧃 @marlibs3]

@Rizzottesca Ostras lo siento muchísimo ❤️❤️❤️ ya sabes que aquí estamos 💕

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

The fact that it's so easy to confuse etymology and entomology is just one of those linguistic bugs

[marmar 🧃 @marlibs3]

@DetectiveAzul 👏👏👏