megan arlidge

I want to go to India.

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@tabi_trattx @ollielocke Idiot, honestly who doesn’t know that 🫠

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@Mand_3101 ❤️❤️

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@JemimaTratt7 Mime stop

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@GMValerioxx Fabio’s had your pants down there mate

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@sophiesbeans Who the f have I got to hurt then?

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@FrancesDarvell Ru Paul or last man on Earth?

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@GMValerioxx Good on you for being there G xxxxxx

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@iwasdavid Nerd

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If you can test for chlamydia at home you should be able to test for coronavirus? #COVID2019

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My boyfriend just spelt trust with an H. And he thrusted me not to tell everyone about it

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@molstoods Seriously how was itttt? 😩

[Freddie @freddiemolyneux]

If they don't announce series 4 of #GavinandStacey in the next hour

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My 8 year old nephew was being nosey whilst I was looking through stories of mine and... ‘she looks weird, why is her mouth like that It looks awful’. Everyone needs to calm down

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James Haskell is a dick

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The new John Lewis advert is absolute pantttttts

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@slotherb Bad or horrifying?

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Slept alone last night for the first time in months, now I’m convincing myself there’s been a zombie apocalypse and I’ve locked myself in the car cause I haven’t seen one alive person yet, if you’re out there lemme know

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I’ve been lost on wish for about two hours now and I plan on ordering every Christmas present from there

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@nowtvhelp @NOWTV No I kept going on to the online chat but being kicked off continuously and having to re-do my details over five times I gave up!

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@NOWTV absolute joke of a customer service, not helpful at all even though I’ve cancelled my account months ago and still being charged. Good one.