Newtrino

Software engineer, bon vivant in training

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Trump trying to fit ten pounds of ankle into a five pound dress shoe. Like, not a word in the press about something that looks really really unhealthy for someone his age especially considering their myopic obsession with Joe Biden's orthopedic shoes. 🙃

[Newtrino @marlino]

@ThatEricAlper No French lesson today? Maybe you should just take a long walk on a short pier. I'd say Pierre, but you wouldn't get it.

[jezz @JezziiB]

They knew about Corinthian columns when they built the WH. They chose the simpler Doric on purpose, because the WH is not supposed to be an ornate, gilded palace of a mad king.

[Katherine Moore 🌻 @More_Kat_Moore]

I’m as Green as they come but you can just fuck off forever with these headlines while AI data centres exist.

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

ZELENSKYY: I want to emphasize this. Unlike Putin, we're not fighting this war for pleasure or for geopolitics. Russia brought this war to Ukraine and killing our people. Russia wants to destroy our independence and from the first day of this war, we're only defending ourselves.

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

Read the timeline again slowly. A man who spent a decade risking his life alongside American Special Forces gets picked up by ICE while dropping his kids at school. He complains of chest pain that evening. By morning his tongue is swollen. Within an hour of that, he is dead.

Out of more than fifty deaths in ICE custody under this administration, his is the first ruled an accident. The death certificate has a date on it that predates his own arrest. The county will not release the autopsy that might explain that discrepancy, because ICE asked them not to. That is not how an accident gets investigated. That is how one gets managed.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Nichols: It’s almost like we have a relative in the room, and there’s something deeply wrong with him. And we’ve all agreed not to talk about it. But there is something deeply wrong with him.

His friends know it, his critics know it. His staff, I’m sure, knows it. The world knows it. World leaders know it. And most importantly, our enemies know it, which is why they don’t take him seriously.

Nobody hangs on his words. They kind of do, but mostly out of freakish curiosity to see what kind of wild thing he’s going to say next, not because his words have any inherent meaning or reflect policy.

You know, I spent years teaching students that when the president speaks, it’s policy, and you must pay attention when the president speaks because nobody can contradict him.

Now, you know, are we really cutting off all trade with Spain? Who knows? Maybe. Maybe not. It might have just been a stray electron, you know, careening around inside his brainpan. Who knows?

But this is really dangerous because in the middle of all this stuff—and we can laugh about, you know, the Islamic Republic of Japan and all of that—but he made several statements about an ongoing war that the United States is losing. And no one’s even trying to pretend that they can make any sense of it.

And I’ll just add one last thing that you just brought up.

If this were any other president, this would be a national crisis. I mean, Joe Biden got somebody’s name wrong, and it was headlines. The president gets all kinds of things wrong, completely, you know, is out to lunch at an important NATO summit, and, you know, it’s Wednesday.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

If Biden had said this @jaketapper would’ve written a book about it by now

[seanmack @seanmack1025]

Jack Smith didn’t indict Donald Trump. A Grand Jury and a judge did. Jack Smith just showed the evidence.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

A European reporter asks Donald Trump

"Why are you unable to end the Iran war?

Hey USA media, this is how it's done.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

NASHVILLE ZOO CEO: “We do not feel there’s a compromise… it’s my ethical responsibility to protect these animals— I cannot stand by and let the animals in our care become an experiment in the long-term effects of data centers.”

cc: @DCBLOXinc

( 🎥 from WKRN WSMV Tennessean )

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Hey Republicans: We found that VOTER FRAUD y'all have been obsessing over.

But it wasn't an undocumented immigrant.
It was former Texas AG Ken Paxton.

So, you'll be holding him accountable, right?🙄

[goma @soigomaa]

She was a 25 year old lawyer in Ayacucho, Peru when her boyfriend attacked her in a hotel in July 2015. The security cameras captured everything. Him chasing her. Dragging her by the hair. Her screaming for help while hotel staff tried to intervene. The court watched the footage.
Then sentenced him to one year suspended for minor injuries. The more serious charges - dropped. She refused to accept it. She went public. Put her name and her face to everything. Took the fight to the media, to the courts, to the streets. On August 13 2016 half a million Peruvians marched through Lima. The largest demonstration in the history of Peru. Led by her.
The appeals court threw out the original verdict. He was retried. Convicted of attempted f3micide. Sentenced to 11 years in prison. She went on to become a member of Congress. Time named her one of the 100 most influential people in the world. Her name is Arlette Contreras. And she was just getting started.

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Your reminder that Ken Paxton has 4 kids with his soon-to-be ex-wife he cheated on, causing his marriage to breakup. His current mistress, Christian influencer Tracy Duhon has 4 living kids with her ex-husband she cheated on, causing her marriage to breakup. Family values my ass.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

how come the mainstream media are asking for Graham Platner to dropout of the U.S. Senator's race? but didn’t ask for 34 count felon Donald Trump to dropout when he ran for president.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I'm kinda rattled at how fast people moved on from the fact that the Epstein class are eating children. Anyone else?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Not one journalist out there can find out if Mitch McConnell is dead or not? Where is the free press?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[Newtrino @marlino]

A case study for @jaketapper's biographers.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

I honestly don’t even know what to say anymore. Why does he get to fall asleep in public, slur and stumble over his words, and be dazed and confused in public and nothing happen??? Biden was quite literally run out of town for far, far less than this. Why does Trump get a pass??