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[Martha @marloubo]

@CartoonsHateHer I have a child named Puff. Legally, she’s Matilda, but no one calls her that!

[Martha @marloubo]

@Darren_Mooney I literally have a child named Matilda, though. Have never participated in any Dahl-fandom equivalent to the HP thing. Feel like most kids really into Dahl became English lit majors like me 😂

[Martha @marloubo]

@MikeIsaac Yup by the mall.

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@clhubes That’s probably better! Santa gives the most coveted 1-2 gifts (bc Santa 🪄magic) and mom and dad follow up with another 2-3.

[Martha @marloubo]

@clhubes Stockings are filled with little unwrapped gifts from Santa. All big gifts from Santa are also left unwrapped in a designated place for each child… Santa does NOT wrap gifts! That’s how they know what’s from Santa and what is from Mom and Dad!

[Martha @marloubo]

@thequeengeek @clhubes @han_naaahhhhh Chiming in to say this is the best bento for kids!!! Only one I’ve ever liked.

[Martha @marloubo]

@clhubes We have some very tasteful Minnie Mouse items from Gap Kids, like a jean jacket with a Minnie patch and a blush pink Minnie sweater… most character clothes are cheap and tacky!

[Martha @marloubo]

@MikeIsaac Lived there for two years, I cried once when I got a poorly-timed “you alright?” at my local off-license. TERRIBLE intonation every time.

[Martha @marloubo]

@clhubes @Shaunahue Almost named my baby Gertrude! Went with Matilda instead. Her sister (4) is Louise and, weirdly, I know three Eloise’s that same age. Old lady babies!

[Martha @marloubo]

@realgirl_fieri Such a rude awakening last summer when I went from having one almost-four year old (and joyfully carrying a tiny purse without any kid stuff) to an almost-four year old and a newborn. The amount of STUFF it takes to go anywhere now is insane.

[Martha @marloubo]

@clhubes @realgirl_fieri I went to urgent care for the aggressive chills one!!! 😂

[Martha @marloubo]

@clhubes YES! Had a baby in June and this is… not the look for a 5’1” lady. I’ll stick to my tunic sweaters and leggings for another year, I guess.

[Martha @marloubo]

@clhubes Moved from Austin to Fort Worth last year and have an almost four year old. “No gifts” was standard in Austin. Only seen it on one invitation in Fort Worth. I still bring a gift, even when it says “no gifts” 😂

[Martha @marloubo]

@aseguradojaicel @clhubes Vintage loveseat I found and had recovered and lacquered ☺️

[Martha @marloubo]

@religionredpill @clhubes It’s more of a coral but it is Anna French!

[Martha @marloubo]

@JennieMacLean @rossmac_d @clhubes Yep. @ marthabalbright. I haven’t updated it in ages— these pics are my new house! Very lucky to be a SAHM and take on projects of family and friends when I have bandwidth and time.

[Martha @marloubo]

@marycatedelvey @rossmac_d @clhubes No rules! I just like to have some neutral space for the eye to “rest” when there’s lots of pattern and color.

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@ellewoodsgolfs @rossmac_d @clhubes That’s Ike 😂

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@bitteroldbitch @clhubes Estate sale!