Marlaina Calvello

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

Why do the men in my life act like I'm supposed to bow down to them for getting me a Mother's Day gift????????????????????????

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

"Sometimes after dinner I want cookies and that's all good but sometimes I just want Mac and cheese" -David

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

This mom shit is amazing. Like I just can't believe I'm so lucky that I get to hang out with this kid every day 🥰

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

Motherhood is: scrubbing your kitchen floor the night before and then watching as your toddler pulls an entire slice of pizza out of the fridge and directly onto the floor.

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

Mom life: getting drunk and buying your son an abacus off of Amazon lmfao

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

I hate that whipped cream is so loud like shhhhhhh no one needs to know I’m tryna be fat

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

My 7 month old son goes to play with my phone (a.k.a. Just lick it a bunch) and he somehow opened the Buy Buy Baby app lmao is he trying to tell me something?

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

@_bergggg @lindsaybergold Lindsays twin ❤️❤️❤️

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

Wouldn’t it be lit if we could give ourselves back massages

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

David called Noah a momma’s boy today and I’ve never smiled so hard in my life 😂💙💙💙💙

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

I don’t argue, I get distant.

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

Mom life: deciding what’s considered enough spit up to change a onesie lmao

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

For the passed 3 months this baby has woken me up earlier and earlier, first it was a luxurious 12, then 10, then 9, now this morning he woke me up at 8am!!! What are you, School? Let me sleep!

[Lindsie Chrisley @LindsieChrisley]

Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.

[Marlaina Calvello @marls_______]

Nursing bra: the ultimate form of lingerie. I can take out my nipple in 1/3 of the time 😉 lmfao

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

Be kind. Be gentle with people..🦋

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

every single time i sit down to feed the baby I suddenly have to pee so bad. whyyyyyyyy

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

You gotta do what’s best for you & NOT what others think is best for you.

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

Some people will NEVER grow up & those are the people you need to stay away from.

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

This quarantine has me buying shit online that I don’t need 😂😂😂😂