mar

aw u think I’m a bitch???

[mar @marlslarson]

My nephew said “I want to be alive and dead at the same time” & I’ve never related to a 4 year old like that before

[mar @marlslarson]

@rachelenelson i cant get on Instagram when I’m drunk because I’ll start commenting on every girls picture even if I don’t know them

[mar @marlslarson]

he do this.... im gonna do it back to him

[mar @marlslarson]

@bzdavidbz How about you Venmo me $5 and I’ll Venmo you $10 back

[mar @marlslarson]

i spent $15 to DoorDash ice cream to the bar

[mar @marlslarson]

@AbbeyOpel I will keep this is mind :)

[mar @marlslarson]

@MadelineHanten this is scary to think about but I’m ready to be the villain

[mar @marlslarson]

@_futurestepmom_ @zakeeakardash u don’t wanna date me ? 😢

[mar @marlslarson]

i really just go get tattoos when im sad lol

[mar @marlslarson]

i was petting my fish one second and the next second he’s dead :/

[mar @marlslarson]

@florenqueen Hahah I’m so embarrassing 😂

[mar @marlslarson]

i worked at this Mexican restaurant for one night & never came back because i cried in my car afterwards over how i had to wear bootcut jeans

[mar @marlslarson]

@taylorcapelle 😂😂

[mar @marlslarson]

my friend told this dude that she’s an embalmer because she thought it sounded better than telling him she’s a hairdresser

[mar @marlslarson]

@DietCokeSucks i constantly think about it and laugh and wanted to share 😂

[mar @marlslarson]

imagine snapchatting ur group chat about how you want to “break up but not ghost” ur girlfriend & then accidentally send it to her

[mar @marlslarson]

@iveseenyourvajj stop harassing me

[mar @marlslarson]

When i see someone driving the same car as me i have a very strong urge to smash their passenger side mirror so I’m not the only one who looks stupid :)

[mar @marlslarson]

@realDonaldTrump send nudes ?