Marly Flowers

Just a little Peruvian-Floridian livin’ the #cuymafia life | UCF alum | wife @tchuckflowers

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

Love yourself the way @SnoopDogg loves Snoop Dogg

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

@DelMonte someone wasn’t wearing their hair net while packaging this…

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

@ChipotleTweets @CashApp $marlysantillan #ChipotleGuacMode

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

@ChipotleTweets 🫘 🫶🏽

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

@footyballer789 It’s also free fry Friday. So get them nugget!!!

[Orlando International Airport @MCO]

Not even Bruno saw this one coming…👀🚄

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

@footyballer789 You went west. You went to California from Florida 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the #1 fanbase in American sports you need to avoid pissing off is the Jacksonville Jaguars. they deeply love something which has never brought them joy. nothing you say can hurt them any more than rooting for the Jaguars already hurts them. they are immensely powerful

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

[girl wearing a chipotle shirt]
Random guy: name all 53 ingredients

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

To recap 2021, here are some tweets our boss never approved

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

I forgot I don’t have a stress ball so I’ve been using my cutie instead 🍊🥴🥴🥴

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

@kfcgaming Pokémon snap 📸

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

That part of the chip that has all the salt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Oddly specific green flag: when they know your chipotle order

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

RT if you think avocados are a superior fruit

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

@ChipotleTweets 👀

[Marly Flowers @marlymflowers]

Get you a person that celebrates your job updates on all the socials, even if it is a week late 🥲🥲