Marz🦂

[eliz @eliza___v]

listening to an old playlist of mine and gagging at my own taste

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Me after pressing “free trial” and they ask me to put my card details.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[masha @masha_slp]

sorry for not keeping in touch i literally have nothing to say

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[Softboy @softboywin]

I firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if I don't have the mental capacity or energy to talk. IDC who it is!

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

iPhones turning on the evil red clock when you wake up for water at 3 AM: https://t.co/vCNGGT5TmP

[• @yducknow]

Me agreeing with people, so they'll just stop talking

[• @yducknow]

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

[ً @prinkasusa]

Y’all scream “protect the innocent” when it’s a clump of cells in a womb… But when living, breathing kids are killed by bullets or bombs, it’s suddenly “collateral damage” and “the cost of freedom.”

The selective outrage is wild. Pick a lane.

[‏ً @ewedunega]

younger me thinking i found a full movie on YT but it’s just a single image on the screen for 3 hours

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[• @yducknow]

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[CoCoEllean @CocoElleann]

this is what we thought the future of tech would be, instead it's just using up all our water supplies to generate a picture of spongebob with grills and a nike tech

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

[𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘢👨🏾‍🏫 @prollyryan_]

When the dream youre having lowkey sucks so you genuinely wake up for a few seconds to change the channel

[the culture | magazine @galactamelanin]

best feeling 😂