Marley Stempel

My hobbies include twitter, taking selfies, exercising, drinking jack daniels, eating more than I should and celebrity gossip.

[Marley Stempel @marmar91]

@NoFaceDelilah @NoahKahan unfortunately it was not a man this time 😭 i witnessed it lol she was in the row behind me

[Marley Stempel @marmar91]

@onewaysnoopy unfortunately she was not in the pit lol she was sitting behind me

[Marley Stempel @marmar91]

@AmericanKaw13 can confirm lol this is my picture 😭

[Trinity HQ @trinityhqbase]

Trinity to KC:

“Still you rise I guess…”

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[e 🌦️ *love for you era* @barxspel]

can you imagine the cast saw everyone going insane over their .2 seconds in the trailer knowing we had a secret situationship arc FEAAAAST waiting for us that we all as a collective weren’t ready for 😭.

[Drew @DR3Wheels]

Porter Martone when he sees Sidney Crosby walk into the Team Canada locker room

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I simply cannot believe I live in a timeline where journalists helped force the last president out of his reelection campaign for being too old, so the country put an unstable 79 year old who falls asleep constantly in office and none of the same journalists care at all.

[Cass ✨ @simplyck_]

I miss the life I had before I was forced to experience Donald Trump running the United States.

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

I’ve found my new favorite video from last night: Dan Vladar’s reaction to Cam York’s game winner

[bobby stink @bobbystink10]

i actually can’t get over this, tk turning to celebrate with the fans is so so beautiful

[siz #berkluvr @snoopyflyers]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY DAN VLADAR

[Kate ☻ 🧡🖤 @_katecarr]

Maybe one day the refs will actually penalize someone for trying to kill Martone

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The stick toss directly toward the camera is absolute cinema

[rose @wynrosei]

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!

[Siobhan Nolan @SGNolan]

Not that the #Flyers have been choir boys in this series, but I’m genuinely wondering how they’ve been labeled the sole scumbags in this series when the Penguins are ripping off helmets and committing obvious roughing with little to no consequences.

[milo 🍎 @redapplecrisp]

boy why you so eyebrows

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

This is a really good joke

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

KAROLINE LEAVITT: “The White House ballroom is not just a fun project for President Trump. It is critical for our national security.”

No, the fuck it isn’t.