Matt Army

I'm Matt. I like books, but I write them better. Pink Decisions

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

@C_Murphy772 O my glob! That is the most wonderful thing on the planet earth!

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Vancouver, big news! We're opening our first Summit Ice pop-up shop this Sunday at 138 E Broadway. Details here: https://t.co/TNXBAKXfc2

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Beautiful day—just saw Trump’s policy advisor Stephen Miller sunning himself on a rock, eating a cricket.

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

@C_Murphy772 is beautiful, this day is beautiful. There's are the days that last.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Proposed Immigration Law Calls For U.S. To Shut Down Border Slide https://t.co/De1VzmEJg1

[New Hampshire Facts @603facts]

Aerosmith formed in 1969 when Steven Tyler met a fry cook named Joe Perry at Lake Sunapee.

[New Hampshire Facts @603facts]

About 125,000 people make the 3,165 foot trek up Mt. Monadnock every year, making it the second most hiked mountain in the world.

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

I feel like it's easier to get a good grade than find a parking spot at my school

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

I miss @C_Murphy772

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

The fact that @EllenPage was in season 2 of @trailerparkboys is dope. Maybe even #reallydope

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

My life would be so much easier if Wikipedia was a credible source

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

@C_Murphy772 hahaha too true😂😂😂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks https://t.co/aPgWjQgvCJ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fidel Castro Dies https://t.co/QHzcGxVSxW #WhatDoyouThink?

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

Just saw a license plate that said brahbrah

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

Finding Dory is an emotional rollercoaster ride

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

There is a ridiculous amount of passive aggressiveness in my house rn #nofucksgiving

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

You know there's going to be that one dick that just has to talk about the election at dinner tonight #happyfucksgiving

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

There is no such thing as a good driver #facts

[Matt Army @MArmy55]

It’s paper seazon