Marissa Neifert

One time my 7th grade computer teacher told me that my laugh would haunt her nightmares for the rest of her life. I hope ur deaf wherever you are Mrs. Reimer.

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

I cannot believe I waited this long in my adult life to start 30 Rock

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

Concept: a bar but the DJ doesn’t EDM remix every song

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

@tnikithser See u later I guess !!

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

The feminine urge to ignore my tire pressure light until my boyfriend has time to fix it for me

[Yami Y⁷ 💜🐙🦋 @nocturneop9no1]

I'm choking laughing omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

I think my favorite part of football is when they try to get the defense to jump offsides and then everyone just points at each other. Down right adorable

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

One time my bf bought me flowers and was like “where’s the vase I got you last time?” And I was like “I threw it away bc it was dirty” and he was like 😟🤔😐 so this makes perfect sense to me

[erin @erincsulli]

scooby doo at the airport

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

When I was way younger I asked my dad how they painted the yellow line on the field so fast every time

[scoob @MostCrucified]

my dad is explaining to my uncle how the players can't see the yellow 1st down line IRL

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

Wedding receptions are just men with ties around their head jumping up and down in an impenetrable circle

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

@Cdangus1 I’m gonna be honest I’ve got a lot to say it’s not out of the realm of possibilities

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

In movies, when a man interrupts a woman with a passionate kiss while she’s in the middle of pouring her heart out, it’s portrayed as romantic but what it actually signifies is that he’s a bad listener with poor boundaries. In this essay I will

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

People will get on here and be like “I read that I use knitting as a coping method bc when I was younger I used to wish my family was closer and more tightly-knit so it’s like I’m knitting my family together”. Like okay but maybe you also just like hand-made scarves

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

I appreciate that we’ve facilitated an open dialogue about mental health and trauma but I think people forget that it’s possible to just like something bc you think it’s fun

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

What do people without an internal monologue do when they’re working out??? Or literally any other time in their life really???

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

Trying to find a shop to get some things embroidered and I think I’ve found a winner solely based on how his hours are listed

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

why are you as an adult still being mean to people

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

I literally laughed out loud when I heard this line

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

Do u ever spiral just wondering how people can be so utterly heinous??? Like how are human beings so vile??? How have we not gotten any better over time???

[Marissa Neifert @marneifert]

Ah and to really put the nail in the coffin, her rapist grandfather then could’ve sued her and anyone who aided her in getting the abortion and he would’ve been given $10K