Brooke

SHOW ME THE MONEY

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

rest in peace john steinbeck you would have hated chatgpt

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

@bossedupgimbap Gil talk to me what’s up

[toast thoughts 😶‍🌫️ @scoobydoesnt]

since every bot and their mother wants to reply to me saying Ariana cheated so she deserves everything. Listen, VPR is an alternate reality where EVERYONE is a cheater. When you start at that baseline, you have to judge severity of cheating and the emotional ramifications.

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

Beer Power Ranking:
1. Beer at a sporting event
2. Beer while building furniture
3. Beer right after getting off work
4. Beer on the porch
5. Beer while chatting with a wise old person

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

Just found out it’s going to cost $4000 to fix

Selling all of my hypebeast clothes and electronics hmu for details

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

Got off my 8 hour shift and immediately backed into a parked car, shattering their headlight

[Sheon Han @sheonhan]

I was reading Steinbeck's East of Eden and found a 2008 Walgreens receipt on which someone copied out the passage:
"A man, after he has brushed off the dust and chips of his life, will have left only the hard, clean questions: Was it good or was it evil? Have I done well—or ill?"

[top 5 lgbt videos @lgbtqiarchive]

real housewives of atlanta rhoa porsha i wouldn’t be comfortable with my man being bisexual or heterosexual nothing you need to all about porshasexual if you with me reaction

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

@t3ss1001101 Just keep telling yourself… It’s just my hormones Everything is fine❤️ these thoughts are not real

[nossa sra. das obviedades @indrrv]

algumas pessoas tem nojo de farra mas eu tenho nojo de ficar em casa. viver está imperdível e eu amo ouvir o chamado das ruas

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Trying to time the edible perfectly with cooking dinner so it hits at the perfect moment

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

Being the friend that immediately suggests breaking up when people complain about their partners

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

it breaks my heart that some love island fans are totally unaware of her hey mamas past

[maks ☆ @halfagsa]

mourning a situationship for a longer period of time than it actually lasted

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

I think being able to hand roll a cigarette would make me experience gender euphoria

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

I think I have tongue cancer

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

@rotisseriechi1 WHITNEY AND HEATHER BAD WEATHER TORNADO SPIN THE TRUTH DESTROY #herstory

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

Haven’t watched a movie in 20 days
Have watched several seasons of Bravo television

[unconfident gay male @wikipetanfan]

need everyone to know ken jennings is getting a little nonbinary with it on instagram

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

I’m going to turn into a giant ham and cheese croissant

[Brooke @marnieofficial]

@sunsetandvine26 Let’s beat that dead horse forever and ever